Favorite RW insane quotation.

Well, RW politicians and the corporate media spin cycle have come up with some whoppers over the past few years. What is your favorite nonsensical, offensive, ignorant or just plain bat-shit-insane right wing quote?

This is from memory, so excuse me if I get a few prpositions wrong in the quotes or rants.

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(Yeah, it's a paraphrase instead. Sue me.)

A whackjob columnist in Brazil said 1-2 years ago, when the Church sex scandal was raging, that the presence of pedophiles in the Catholic Church was the result of a deliberate campaign by the homosexuals to destroy it from within. Filled the seminars with "their people" specifically with that goal in mind, he wrote.

Go Brazil! We're number one!

(penned by William Safire, or improvised?)

"If you really think Bush isn't "conservative enough" then you really do have some mental illnesses to work out. It seems that your Dad shouldn't have fucked you in the ass all those times without the Vaseline. It has left you dismally ignorant and boring.

We all know your darkest secret now: You want to suck Reagan's corpse off while Ann Coulter plows her rancid cock into your crusty asscrack, still oozing with your Grandpa's jizz. Then, your Mom will take her swastika-shaped dildo and rape your cockhole with it.

Fuck you, fascist assclown."


Now THAT is disgusting. Even though the quote didn't come from a right winger, it has all the elements of a RW slur. Some people are simply monstrous, regardless of the side of the aisle on which they sit.

... and definitely gives the RWingers a run for their money. This is definitely not a contest we should be proud of "winning" or even coming in second.

Ick! I feel unclean just having read that.

And to think, that guy's on our team. Scary...

...if he is the dictator.

w, of course.

Gloria Steinem read it aloud on Bill Maher's show.

“97% of the time, children born of incest are normal. Just as two bad genes might pair up and lead to an unfortunate outcome, two good genes can pair up and the infant of this incestuous relationship may become the brightest person in the family, sometimes in the genius range of intellect.”

And now, my response to this, "Dude, :wtf:"

"Speaking good American" and not realize what was wrong with that statement. Other than him, the teachers in my HS were of very good quality.

Oddly enough, I think he was my only Republican teacher. The rest were all vocal liberals. Hell, I once had this exchange with one of my English teachers, a wonderfully whacky woman who provided us with many funny quotes (seven typed pages worth actually)...

WWT=Wonderfully, whacky teacher

WWT: Now tell me if you see anything that isn't there.
Me: I see a pink elephant.
WWT: Is it Republican?
Me: No.
WWT: Then it's okay.

Dumbass!