I am seeking a Canadian or Briton who's willing to adopt me.

I'm 31 years old, 5'8", with long brown hair. I enjoy writing, reading, and discussing everything under the moon.

I can cook and clean. I enjoy healthy meals and plenty of outdoor activities.

Any person or family in Canada or the British Isles will do. I'm choosing either country so I can avoid a language barrier - unfortunately I'm a silly American for whom languages weren't emphasized. I can speak English and only a touch of Spanish.

I'll just be your all around good girl - your girl Friday who will do your bidding. I can even garden and mow your lawn, if need be.

I will do this so that I don't have to spend another day in the United States. I seek a better life-work ethic in a place with better soccer... er, football. I also enjoy drinks and camaraderie.

Will you adopt me? I promise I am well groomed and possess a good criminal background. I am an effective multi-tasker and good at entertaining. Would you be interested? PM me!

Sincerely,

Writer.

Waaaaahhhhh. Am I really that odious? :cry:

and what is a good criminal background?

Angelina Jolie mixed with a wood elf. Impish when smiling, demure when serious. It's all quite confusing if I continue...

P.S. "Good criminal background" = I'm exceptionally good at not making an ass of myself. :P

But at 31, I can't legally adopt you so as much as I'd love to adopt the entire nation of the USA... I can't.

Though my wife would love it if I could adopt.

Mark.

I'm sure your country will grant me refugee status...

Antigua and Barbuda, Australia, The Bahamas, Belize, Barbados, Cameroon, Hong Kong, Dominica,

THE LIST GOES ON!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_official_languages_by_state

Don't rub it in, Aussie! You'll make me melt with desperation - ADOPT ME!

spanish may be the official language but plenty of english speakers and nice places to go by the water or jungle owned by canadians who speak english, altho in costa rica oddly some of them are french-canadians, the ones i encountered spoke perfectly good english to my ear tho

english is really sort of a universal code, you can take it anywhere in my humble opinion

btw, random australian, i do NOT want to move or be adopted but if you ever want a house pest for a couple, three days...(kidding)

i would like to visit australia and hit some sites but i dread that long flight

However... if you moved up here, I could marry you. Equal marriage has been here for a while now. Just sayin'

which introduces a new topic... can I bring Mr. Writer, too?

cute chica hitchhiking by the side of the road, the car slows up, then out of the bushes jumps big ugly hubby with about 500 suitcases!

:-)


most recently i saw this in jasper (canada), good job for the cute girl plus pack animal boyfriend that the truck who stopped for them was an 18 wheeler thingy with LOTS of room

tons of places where english is spoken, lots of options, not just the british isles and canada

i think south africa is another but supposedly a lot of crime there so meh we'll leave them off the list

i think i need to spend more time in kenya personally, shoulda been born rich :-)