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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 01:12 PM
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Post here and I'll divulge a fictitious rumor I've heard about you.
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miss_american_pie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 01:13 PM
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1. Have at it
:hi:
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 01:13 PM
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5. You have a secret fetish for using creamed corn as body paint.
Ew.
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miss_american_pie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 02:11 PM
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61. Well that's a relief
I thought you were going to tell them the really kinky one. ;)
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 01:13 PM
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2. oooh oooh!
:bounce:
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Beware the Beast Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 01:14 PM
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6. Sheesh, have a couple days?
:P

:hi:
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 01:14 PM
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8. The "prog" in your name actually stands for
"progtologist".
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 01:13 PM
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3. do tell,
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 01:15 PM
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9. You have a penchant for stale Busch Light and
Pizza rolls, doused in maple syrup.
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 01:16 PM
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11. I thought you promised it would be fictitious :)
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 01:13 PM
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4. Go for it!
I've always wanted to be interesting. :bounce:
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 01:18 PM
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12. You have a collection of lapel pins numbering in the tens of thousands,
your favorite of which is a swatch of flvegan's chest hair, encapsulated in amber.
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 01:14 PM
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7. I prefer real rumors.
They're juicier.
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 01:20 PM
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13. I'm too moral to divulge any real ones.
Or I don't know any.
But I do know about your Star Trek porn collection.
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 01:22 PM
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14. Sex Trek 1 and 2 hardly qualifies as a "collection."
It would be funnier if it weren't true. x(
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MissHoneychurch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 01:15 PM
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10. Let's hear it
:bounce:
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 01:22 PM
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16. You have been secretly dating someone, for a number of months, and it's
MARILYN MANSON!
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tjwmason Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 01:22 PM
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15. Fictitious rumours sound like fun.
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 01:25 PM
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19. You have the entire first series collection of My Little Ponies...
AND the pony waterfall!
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tjwmason Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 01:43 PM
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48. How could you tell them all about those?
My credibility as a grumpy sod must be in tatters now. :cry:
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swimboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 02:08 PM
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59. absolute tatters
:eyes:
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tjwmason Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-28-06 10:34 AM
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206. I shall have to be extra grumpy in an attempt to restore it then
I suppose.
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 01:23 PM
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17. Okey dokey
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 01:26 PM
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21. It wasn't poison ivy.
:scared:
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 01:32 PM
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31. OMG! I knew it!
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swimboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 01:25 PM
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18. I dare you to tell.
:P
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 01:27 PM
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23. You once ate an entire nine pound barrell of these:
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swimboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 02:11 PM
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60. and became my alter ego:












You're lucky I don't tell them about the cookie dough. :eyebrows:
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 01:26 PM
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20. Please do
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 01:28 PM
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24. You make your Mom grammar check all your posts.
:D
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 01:28 PM
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25. False!
And it's not all she'll do for free
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 01:32 PM
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28. You bring her your laundry, don't you?
MOOCHER!
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 01:33 PM
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32. My source on that was Blaine Ritchie in seventh grade
Apparently he had access to information I didn't. :shrug:
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Call Me Wesley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 01:27 PM
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22. Hmmm?
:P
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 01:29 PM
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26. You're bitterly jealous of Heidi's luscious red locks, and secretly
want her to shave her head, so your pain will end.
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Call Me Wesley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 01:31 PM
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27. LOL!
So you think me shaving my head is just a compensation for wanting to shave her head? I need to discuss this with my analyst further.

:rofl:
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meegbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 01:32 PM
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29. Do your worst
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 01:34 PM
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34. You once stole a can of refried beans from a PIggly Wiggly,
and were so remorseful, that you can no longer eat burritos, to this day.
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meegbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 01:48 PM
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51. D'OHHT!!!
Oh the pain!
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 01:32 PM
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30. I heard you're really Ann Coulter
lurking as a liberal mom from Minnesota
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 01:35 PM
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37. I...I...I....
Your post is coming up fuzzy; I can't....quite...make it...out...
:P

It would be the perfect cover though, wouldn't it? Muahahaa!
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 01:36 PM
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38. I knew it, I knew I just knew it
You're Ann Coulter and I've outed you!!
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 01:33 PM
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33. Please conspurcate my good community standing. -nt
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 01:37 PM
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39. Look at that vocabulary! Truly one can't measure the value of Brazilians
:patriot:
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 04:41 PM
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121. What do you mean? Of course you can!
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 01:37 PM
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40. You call small children "dirtbags," when you walk by them in the store,
and when their parents say, "What did you say?!" you respond with, "Oh, I was just saying what a pretty smile he/she has". Psy.cho. :D
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 01:41 PM
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44. That really sounds more like arwalden
:)
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 01:34 PM
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35. try me if you dare
:)
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 01:38 PM
Response to Reply #35
41. You are REALLY losing all that weight by eating nothing but
squirrel meat and cabbage.
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Tyrone Slothrop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 01:35 PM
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36. Lay it on me.
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 01:40 PM
Response to Reply #36
43. You and Tom Cruise are *likethis*, and you die a little on the inside
when the Cruise-bashing threads pop up.
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Tyrone Slothrop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 01:43 PM
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46. It's true!! It's *all* true!!!!
My secret shame...
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 01:38 PM
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42. There's no way you could make something up.....
..that is as bad as some of the things I've actually done.
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 01:42 PM
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45. Duly noted. Everyone that you have ever met irl has had
an insta-crush on you, so you have to wear an "ugly" mask in public, to avoid causing traffic accidents and the break-up of random people's marriages.
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 04:42 PM
Response to Reply #45
122. 'sright. He only breaks deterministic people's marriages. -nt
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kmla Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 01:43 PM
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47. I lead an uneventful life. Some dare call it boring. Mundane even.
Do your best.

*yawn*
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 01:46 PM
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50. You pretend to be dull and pedestrian, but in reality,
you go clubbing in your skivvies 4-5 nights a week, and people renamed your neighborhood "the red-light district," after you moved in.
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MorningGlow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 01:45 PM
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49. Go for it! n/t
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 01:49 PM
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53. You once stole a car, drove to Reno, crashed into a gas station,
and stole all the Little Debbie snacks therein, before hobbling on a broken leg to the nearest Greyhound station, where you caught a ride to Minneapolis, and spent a month secretly living inside the Mall of America. (and this was last March.)
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MorningGlow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 01:53 PM
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55. ...My gods, it's uncanny
Edited on Tue Jun-27-06 01:53 PM by MorningGlow
At least you didn't mention the Cinnabon/Victoria's Secret incident at the Mall...oops...

:blush:

Edit: Just for the record, I WAS FRAMED!
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Schema Thing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 01:48 PM
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52. Unfortunately, it's all true
yes, even that :smoke:
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 01:50 PM
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54. You mean the extra toes and the extra....
well... I just can't even say it. I do have boundaries.
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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 01:53 PM
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56. OK...
Have at me! :)
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 02:05 PM
Response to Reply #56
57. When intoxicated, you find men wearing Tucker Carlson bow ties
wholly irresistible.
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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 02:06 PM
Response to Reply #57
58. How did you know?
:blush: I mean, that's my best-kept secret! :blush: :yoiks:
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ContraBass Black Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 02:26 PM
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62. Sounds fun.
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 02:32 PM
Response to Reply #62
63. You own all of Toby Keith's albums, as well as an autographed copy
of his book of poetry, "Toby Keith: the Unmitigate Wordmeister."
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 02:33 PM
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64. There are so many rumors to choose from.
Have at it, then!
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 02:35 PM
Response to Reply #64
67. Dolo and Hedges' Ruby kicked your ass at arm wrestling,
and subsequently championed seven asmaticeog tantrum-induced "rematches," and you owe her three hundred bucks and a pony.
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 03:20 PM
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99. You said it was gonna be fictitious.
I wanna refund! :grr:

Oh wait, you DID get one thing wrong. What I owe her is three hundred bucks and a pony ride.
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TheFriendlyAnarchist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 02:33 PM
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65. Pfft! Iknow all of the fictitious ones, it's the real ones I don't
remember :scared: But do your worst.
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 02:38 PM
Response to Reply #65
69. You once fell asleep whilst operating a grocery cart,
ran over an old man, and tried to hide his unconsious body behind several cases of shrimp flavored Ramen noodles.
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TheFriendlyAnarchist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 02:45 PM
Response to Reply #69
76. They were crab flavored! Get your facts straight David!
:grr:
















:hide: :P
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RedStateShame Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 02:35 PM
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66. Aren't all rumors ficitious?
I mean, isn't that how they earned the title?
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 02:38 PM
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70. Yes, but these are "fictitious" in the sense that they don't really
exist as rumors.
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RedStateShame Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 02:40 PM
Response to Reply #70
73. Ah, I see...
Very well, have at it, then.
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 02:45 PM
Response to Reply #73
77. You has a closet of Y2K emergency supplies, which involved no food or
water, but snorkel equipment, board games, and a Batman costume.
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RedStateShame Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 02:46 PM
Response to Reply #77
79. How you gonna just tell the world
that I'm Underwater Batman?!! That's classified information!!!
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 04:43 PM
Response to Reply #70
123. That was... zen.
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 02:38 PM
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68. You've been good so far.
So what have you heard about me? :P
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 02:40 PM
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72. You really use those crutches to poke people in the butt, when you're
walking behind them. When they turn around, you stare bankly and say, "what? what?"
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 02:43 PM
Response to Reply #72
75. LOL! I've been known to do that.
:P
But only to friends.
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huskerlaw Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 02:40 PM
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71. Me, me!
:hi:
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 02:41 PM
Response to Reply #71
74. You starred in a series of locally produced commercials for
an anti-chafing gel for the inner thighs. You stepped on some heads to get that role. I'm not even telling all the gory details of your hell-bent mission to fame.
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huskerlaw Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 03:32 PM
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103. ...
:rofl:

Well...this is Hollywood. A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do. ;)
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NNadir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 02:45 PM
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78. I'm not sure I'm worthy of a rumor.
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 02:48 PM
Response to Reply #78
80. Maybe just a little one; like how you got so sick of snow one year,
that you went outside and attempted to melt the stuff in the yard with a hairdyer.

(I really do know someone who tried to do that.)
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 02:52 PM
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81. Ooh. Do moi, see voose plaay (did my perfect French impress you?)
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 02:57 PM
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82. Ohh! Weee, Mon- syur!
One time, at band camp, you wet the cot, and just flipped the mattress over.
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 04:39 PM
Response to Reply #82
120. No, it was just a glass of spilled lemonade. I swear.
:blush:
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 03:00 PM
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83. Alright, let's hear it, rumour lady.
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 03:04 PM
Response to Reply #83
86. I heard that you attended not one, but FIVE concerts,
during what you termed "the summer of Mariah," and that you only turned on her after the whole "Glitter" debacle.
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 03:06 PM
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88. Anyone who knows my horribly shitty luck with concerts would know...
That I would be struck by lightning if I was to come within 700 meters of a Mariah concert. :eyes:

Try again, liar.
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RetroLounge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 03:00 PM
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84. Be my guest...
:hi:

RL
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 03:05 PM
Response to Reply #84
87. You have a secret stash of Danielle Steel novels under your bed,
and they have been read HEAVILY.
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RetroLounge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 06:22 PM
Response to Reply #87
156. Ooh, that hurts
:ouch:

RL
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dpbrown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 03:01 PM
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85. I'll take one


Who knows, it might not be fiction!
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 03:07 PM
Response to Reply #85
89. You once had a lover who ran away with the carnival, and every time
you see a tilt-a-whirl, you get very broken up. :( :P
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dpbrown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 03:16 PM
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96. You're a little too psychic for your own good!
Edited on Tue Jun-27-06 03:16 PM by dpbrown
I ran away with the carnival, and while there I helped break down and set up the tilt-a-whirl...


Queue Twilight Zone theme here...
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 03:58 PM
Response to Reply #96
106. OMG dp, she's onto us!



Oh well, we'll always have the Tilt-a-Whirl. = sigh =


:loveya:


Forever yours,

Carni Girl
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Haole Girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 03:07 PM
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90. Alright...hit me....
B-)
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 03:10 PM
Response to Reply #90
93. Your tabs are expired, and it's because you are afraid of the woman
at the DMV and won't go there, because last time you went, she tried to hit on you by laminating her phone number onto your driver's license.
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Haole Girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 03:15 PM
Response to Reply #93
95. Hey.....well, while I might be afraid of some women
(even some at the DMV)...I am a woman (hetero, I'm afraid)! ;-)
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Aristus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 03:08 PM
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91. Hmm. I can't wait.
I never hear people talk about me. And as Oscar Wilde said, the only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 03:12 PM
Response to Reply #91
94. Your living room is carpeted with wall-to-wall moose hide.
and you didn't clean the hide very well, before you slapped it down.
:puke:
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 03:09 PM
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92. Isn't "fictitious rumor" a double-negative? So all these are really true?




Anyway. Have at me, I can take it.


Maybe.



:7


:hi:
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 03:19 PM
Response to Reply #92
98. Girl! I already covered this, upthread! Anyway, I heard that you
were once a Shuffleboard phenom, but had to give it up, as it was taking over your life. Even today, you can just barely resist the siren's call of a slick, sensuous playing surface...
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 04:07 PM
Response to Reply #98
113. Good gravy Lara, you could be charging $2.99/min. for these!





"...you can just barely resist the siren's call of a slick, sensuous playing surface..."


Wow, that is a little too accurate for comfort! Or wait... were we still talking about shuffleboard?



:7


:hi:
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u4ic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 03:16 PM
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97. OK
it will inevitably be more interesting than my real life...
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 03:21 PM
Response to Reply #97
100. You once had a small group of devoted followers who believed you to be
a prophet of the highest order. They built a giant canoe in your honor, but were drowned on its maiden voyage.
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u4ic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 03:31 PM
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102. .
:rofl: :thumbsup:
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 03:29 PM
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101. Ha! Do your worst!
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 03:54 PM
Response to Reply #101
104. You stick your used chewing gum to walls of public bathrooms,
chew with your mouth open, and have watched the "You had me at hello," scene from Jerry Maguire, one hundred eighty-three times.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 05:25 PM
Response to Reply #104
143. Oh, you're not even trying.
Come on - come on!!
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 05:40 PM
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144. *Sigh* You're so high maintenance... ok...
You always pause when you walk through automatic doors even though you know they open on their own accord, and you cause people behind you to stop suddenly, resulting in their stumbling and runing into other customer's ankles with their carts. You laugh to yourself, as you consider how the stupid vermin should observe rules of proper cart following distance. Your penmanship is so laborious that if the UPS guy has you on his route, he just clears the rest of his afternoon schedule. You've undergone electrolysis to remove unwanted body hair, not because it was an aesthetic issue, but because you believe that body hair causes friction against, and unnecessary wear-and-tear on, your clothing. You once shot a man in Reno, just because he used the wrong fork for his salad. You own the entire "Care Bear Cousins" series on VHS, and have laminated the covers with an acid-free film to preserve their integrity and vibrance.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 09:15 PM
Response to Reply #144
163. Gettin' better! Keep it comin'!
And I didn't shoot the guy in Reno, I destroyed his soul by glaring at him soul-destroyingly.
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 03:55 PM
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105. Nah you never heard anything about me!
:hi:
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 04:11 PM
Response to Reply #105
114. Oh yeah, I heard "Goodnight, everyone" is your code words for
"I'm running around my apartment naked, flashing the neighbors, again!"
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 04:12 PM
Response to Reply #114
116. That was before the restraining order
:D
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swimboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 04:00 PM
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107. You need to start screaming right now, because


you
are
FAB-U-LOUS!!! FAB-U-LOUS!!! FAB-U-LOUS!!!
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 04:12 PM
Response to Reply #107
115. Omg! Omg!
:rofl:
I love you so much!

:rofl:
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joneschick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 04:00 PM
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108. this I gotta hear
gimme yer best shot!
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 04:13 PM
Response to Reply #108
118. Ok. One time, you were trying on some jeans in a fitting room at a
department store, and you fell over and knocked down one of the walls, and on the other side was Karl Rove, and he was spying on you while you changed!
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joneschick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 04:17 PM
Response to Reply #118
119. ewwwww! Just ewwwww!
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sakabatou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 04:00 PM
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109. Rumor Shumor...
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 04:51 PM
Response to Reply #109
125. Under your picture in your high school yearbook, it says "Most Likely to
star in a remake of 'the Wizard of Oz,' as the Tin Man."
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sakabatou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 06:15 PM
Response to Reply #125
154. Unfortunately
I'm only in one picture in my senior year book: club picture.
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caty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 04:03 PM
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110. Since I'm just as sweet as I can be,
I doubt if you have heard any bad fictitious rumors about me.O8) :blush:
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 04:52 PM
Response to Reply #110
126. None! Well, unless you count the one about how you stalked Deborah
Norville, claiming that she had stolen your retainer and as such, owed you "her teeth."
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caty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 04:54 PM
Response to Reply #126
127. But, I was very sweet when I did that.
:dilemma: :evilgrin:
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mduffy31 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 04:03 PM
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111. Okay bring it
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 04:54 PM
Response to Reply #111
128. You threw rotten squash off the top of Enger Tower, onto some elderly
people. Who then kicked your ass. Soundly.
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 04:05 PM
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112. You have a wicked imagination
which could be put to much better use writing Esperanto grafitti on the IRT. (Southbound trains only.)

Okay, do me — as it were. :bounce:
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 04:58 PM
Response to Reply #112
129. You once stole shopping carts from a local grocery store in an attempt
to acquire enough to build one of these in your backyard:



But you got busted, because you were parking them all in your driveway. Not too evasive.
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 04:12 PM
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117. Go for it. I've already heard so many fictitious rumors about myself.
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 05:02 PM
Response to Reply #117
130. Chuck Norris is afraid of you because, well, you're a
winter, and he's an autumn, and that just makes him really uncomfortable. Does he look fat in these pants?
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 05:09 PM
Response to Reply #130
136. Man, how does he even fit into those pants?
Does he have to grease up or something?
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 05:11 PM
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139. Chuck Norris does not fit into pants.
Pants fit around HIM.
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Starbucks Anarchist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 04:44 PM
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124. Okay!
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 05:04 PM
Response to Reply #124
132. A person cannot look directly at your teeth irl, or they will be
Edited on Tue Jun-27-06 05:05 PM by LaraMN
instantly and permanently blinded. You have to avoid brushing your teeth before dates, in order to preserve your partner's ability to see.
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Starbucks Anarchist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 05:12 PM
Response to Reply #132
140. Why, thank you!
:D
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TK421 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 05:03 PM
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131. Do tell......
:evilgrin:
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 05:06 PM
Response to Reply #131
134. You have been intimate with the woman that is your avatar.
Praise the Lord!
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TK421 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 05:07 PM
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135. ........
now I hate you. :o
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IA_Seth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 05:05 PM
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133. oooh,oooh....me, me!
I love a juicy rumor
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 05:10 PM
Response to Reply #133
138. You have been hiding a secret life.
You are obsessed with Disney movies, particularly the Lion King, and you have sold all your earthly possesions in order to buy more Disney merchandise. Your most recent purchase was a tattoo reading, "hakuna matata," with a likeness of Simba, poised to spring over your right nipple.

You. need. help.
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IA_Seth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 05:57 PM
Response to Reply #138
151. You are borderline pyschic...
While the tattoo is indeed of a pouncing Simba, it is over my LEFT nipple.

No really though, I did have to translate the entire Lion King movie (Le Roi de Lion) into french and back...neato, huh?
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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 05:10 PM
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137. Be my guest.
Redstone
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 05:12 PM
Response to Reply #137
141. You haven't told Mrs. Redstone yet, but you've been seriously considering
buying a llama farm. Or a zebra ranch. Or both.
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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 05:18 PM
Response to Reply #141
142. I thought you said it would be fictitous!
(PS: Only the zebras. Llamas have been done.)

Redstone
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Fox Mulder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 05:45 PM
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145. I'll play.
:)
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 05:52 PM
Response to Reply #145
148. During college, you published a book of poetry
but it failed to achieve critical acclaim, as all the poems were about your third grade girlfriend. You are also double-jointed and make a mean jambalaya.
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El Fuego Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 05:47 PM
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146. I want to hear a rumor!!
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 05:53 PM
Response to Reply #146
149. You invented color television and the xylophone!
In one day!
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El Fuego Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-28-06 10:26 AM
Response to Reply #149
202. Now the whole world knows of my genius!
:D
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otherlander Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 05:50 PM
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147. Alright. This should be fun.
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 05:56 PM
Response to Reply #147
150. You are presently plotting to raise an "army of the undead," to battle
Republican apologists, nationwide. It's a nice idea, but it isn't going to work.
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otherlander Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 05:59 PM
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152. Actually, I was only planning to raise ONE undead, and
the battle wouldn't be against Republican apologists nationwide. It would be very targeted, specifically at the White House, and then the two of us would storm the Bastille afterwards, just for the hell of it.
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 06:13 PM
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153. I miss all the good threads
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 10:07 PM
Response to Reply #153
174. Well then don't miss this: you knocked over a vending machine
when it wouldn't give up a bag of cheetos that you'd paid for. When it was righted, it began granting magic wishes.
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 10:33 PM
Response to Reply #174
181. an endless supply of cheetos!
BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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lizziegrace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 06:16 PM
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155. Tell me what I don't already know!
:)
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 06:36 PM
Response to Reply #155
157. You've auditioned for a role on an upcoming WB series.
If you get it, you'll be playing Brenda Watson, a mother of three orphans who strips for a living, but still finds time to lead the church choir on Sundays.
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lizziegrace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 08:17 PM
Response to Reply #157
160. If you saw me, you'd know my stripper career would be short
very short! :rofl:

:hi:
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 07:09 PM
Response to Original message
158. You can whisper in my ear anytime!
:rofl:
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 09:39 PM
Response to Reply #158
166. Okay (in my whispering voice) I heard that you pierced your own navel,
and wear an adornment in the shape of a bellybutton, for ironic effect.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-28-06 12:20 PM
Response to Reply #166
217. LOL. Not guilty on that, but an extremely clever comment to make.
:D :thumbsup:
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Dervill Crow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 08:03 PM
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159. What could it possibly be?
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 09:40 PM
Response to Reply #159
167. It could possibly be that you have been attempting to set up a fishery
in your basement, raising catfish and guppies for your own personal consumption.
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BlueIris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 08:38 PM
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161. Okay, I'd love to hear what the rumors are about me here are lately.
Edited on Tue Jun-27-06 08:40 PM by BlueIris
Over on those websites we're not supposed to link to, BlueIris is a somewhat popular lady. Certain troglodytes have spent quite a bit of time discussing my posts at DU through their sick, twisted (and tiny) little worldview. There, I am "butt ugly," "flat chested as a twelve year old boy," "screwed up," "crazy," and, of course, it's a good thing I can't have kids because I'm too mentally damaged to raise them.

Sorry. Just had to get that out. I know that racist, bigoted, misogynist, sexually frustrated neo-con haters from RW websites aren't people I should give a second thought to, but--some of the things I've seen attached to my handle from this site here really creep me out. What if my book sells like it's supposed to? Am I in for more of that from the people who find the plot not to their liking? Maybe I don't want to be famous after all.

But back to you, LaraMN. What is the most appalling rumor you have yet heard about me?
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 09:43 PM
Response to Reply #161
168. On the contrary, I've heard that you and Angelina Jolie set up
an orphanage for troubled former child stars who have been legally emancipated, and the two of you have donated countless hours to their rehabilitation. Too bad it's too late for the likes of Danny Bonaduce and Todd Bridges.
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6000eliot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 08:38 PM
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162. Do tell.
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 09:44 PM
Response to Reply #162
169. You were the winner of a balut- eating contest and as a prize,
received a year's worth of candied yams and a lovely Coach purse.
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6000eliot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-28-06 12:55 AM
Response to Reply #169
195. That would be scandalous
since I'm a lifelong vegetarian.
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6000eliot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-28-06 12:55 AM
Response to Reply #169
196. That would be scandalous
since I'm a lifelong vegetarian.
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Scout Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 09:29 PM
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164. me, me ... do ME now!
please?
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 09:46 PM
Response to Reply #164
170. That sounds inherently naughty. A little birdie told me that you
don't own a refrigerator or stove, but you have a soft-serve ice cream machine and an industrial deep-fryer in your kitchen, and that you can prepare ANYTHING with these two appliances.
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NJ Democrats Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 09:33 PM
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165. What have you heard about me?
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 09:47 PM
Response to Reply #165
171. I've heard that you made out with Mick Jagger, circa 1989, and
the two of you have a love child named "Decker," who is in college, majoring in chemical patent law.
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NJ Democrats Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 09:55 PM
Response to Reply #171
173. Wow! I'm amazing
I made out with someone when I was negative two years old! Holy shit!
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sendero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 09:50 PM
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172. You're good...
.... funny stuff :)
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 10:09 PM
Response to Reply #172
176. Why, thank you. You are the bastard child of Vivien Leigh and
Geraldo Rivera. Don't try to do the math; your conception defies logic.
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bearfan454 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 10:09 PM
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175. What's mine ?
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 10:10 PM
Response to Reply #175
177. You once shot an eighty point buck, but it got away.
It also had fangs and was 1/8 chupacabra. :scared:
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bearfan454 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 10:11 PM
Response to Reply #177
178. That's good. nt
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texanwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 10:12 PM
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179. I will get in on this.
This should be good.
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 10:23 PM
Response to Reply #179
180. You are violently allergic to fabric softener, and avoid most human
contact, so as not to break out in a rash in the shape of the Snuggle Bear, on your torso. You are also irrationally afraid of celery stalks.
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mwdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 10:50 PM
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182. I started here from the midwest, but I no longer live there.
so to speak....
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 11:02 PM
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184. That's because you've been banned from the midwest for
eating all of our corn. You were also responsible for the infestation of wild parsnip that has overtaken our local flora.
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mwdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 11:03 PM
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185. Shit!! That's why I'm in Texas now!
Fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 10:59 PM
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183. All right, Lara, let's hear it!
:hi:
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 11:03 PM
Response to Reply #183
186. If you say so... I heard that you hijacked a cruise ship and were forcing
people to sing REO Speedwagon on Karaoke, under pain of death.
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 11:10 PM
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187. LOL!
I sure am a meanie!
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 11:16 PM
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188. This could be fun
lay it on me baby.
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 11:22 PM
Response to Reply #188
189. Yvr! We-elll... Someone told me that in an attempt to avoid spending too
much time at DU, you joined a kickball league, and have been dabbling in naked paintball, as well. It's the only explanation, really, for why I haven't seen you around much, so I'm buyin' it.
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 11:25 PM
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190. It's really easy to get the boys to play naked paintball
Unless it's cold outside. :shrug:

:hi:
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 11:26 PM
Response to Reply #190
191. That's what these are for:

:evilgrin:
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 11:28 PM
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192. That's not what they need to keep warm...
and from shrinking.
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 11:31 PM
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193. It could be.
You're just not thinking the right way...:P
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reyd reid reed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-28-06 12:46 AM
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194. Ooooh...fictitious rumors are the best kind...
Just remember...truth is stranger than fiction.
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-28-06 11:28 AM
Response to Reply #194
207. You have written a screenplay for a sequel to the movie "Fargo,"
and it will star Margot Kidder, Will Ferrell, and Cybil Shepard. The plot revolves around a sociopath who owns a Skidoo dealership.
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Iniquitous Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-28-06 01:05 AM
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197. Unfortunately (or sometimes fortunately), the rumor is probably true.
:D
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-28-06 11:30 AM
Response to Reply #197
208. Really? Because I heard that you are opening a scrapbooking store,
which is really a front for a cuban cigar smuggling ring.
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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-28-06 01:09 AM
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198. Everyone loves me! (nt)
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-28-06 11:31 AM
Response to Reply #198
209. They love you and your alter ego, named Natasha,
who frequents airstreamer conventions, looking to hook up with wealthy socialites. So far her efforts have been a bust.
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Spirochete Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-28-06 01:18 AM
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199. All rumors about me are true
so a fictitious one is really needed...
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-28-06 11:34 AM
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210. Like the one about how you have been writing Lewis Libby,
and arranging conjugal visits with him, then showing up and just wanting to "talk," much to his chagrin.
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Spirochete Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-28-06 03:30 PM
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219. Not to mention
smuggling him in Dasani bottled water and erotic pictures of Steve Buscemi. Betcha didn't know about that...
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SofaKingLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-28-06 01:21 AM
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200. WTF did you hear about me?
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-28-06 11:37 AM
Response to Reply #200
211. Well! I heard that you attempted to buy a Burger King franchise,
Edited on Wed Jun-28-06 11:37 AM by LaraMN
but were denied ownership, when you expressed your intention to dress up as the burger king and scare away customers under the age of eight, therein keeping the clientele "more sophisticated".
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wildhorses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-28-06 02:16 AM
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201. have at it.....whacha got?
wildhorses ears are pricked up
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-28-06 11:39 AM
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212. You don't even like horses. In fact, you originated a petition to ban
the breeding of all animals taller than three feet. Your dislike stems from an incident in which your mother attempted to trade you to a horse owner for two animals and a feed bin.
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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-28-06 10:26 AM
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203. Fire away
My life is an open book
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-28-06 11:41 AM
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213. As it turns out, you were a one-woman special ops unit in the military.
Your mission was to discover a way to turn granite into a vaguely sweet, mild cheese. Not surprisingly, you failed and the project was scrapped.
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Bassic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-28-06 10:29 AM
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204. Oh yeah, what's mine?
Hun? :D
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-28-06 11:44 AM
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214. You were born with a third kidney,
which is capable of carrying a fetus to term. Doctors consider you a marvel of evolution.
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Bassic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-28-06 11:45 AM
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215. Oooh, now that's one fun rumour.
:D
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-28-06 10:31 AM
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205. What's my rumor?
:shrug: :hi:
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-28-06 11:46 AM
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216. You have an identical twin who lives in Poughkeepsie,
and is the regional manager of a string of highly profitable sandwich shops. He is bitterly envious of you, though, and routinely sends you sketches he has drawn of you being eaten by aliens with no discernable genitalia.
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-28-06 01:04 PM
Response to Reply #216
218. Wow! I really do have a twin
but we're not identical.
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