Doctors remove lightbulb from man's anus

This story is on my AOL news page today


From AOL News

MULTAN, Pakistan (June 29) - Fateh Mohammad, a prison inmate in Pakistan, says he woke up last weekend with a glass lightbulb in his anus. Wednesday night, doctors brought Mohammad's misery to an end after a one-and-a-half hour operation to remove the object.

"Thanks Allah, now I feel comfort. Today, I had my breakfast. I was just drinking water, nothing else," Mohammad, a grey-beared man in his mid-40s, told Reuters from a hospital bed in the southern central city of Multan.
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"We had to take it out intact," said Dr. Farrukh Aftab at Nishtar Hospital. "Had it been broken inside, it would be a very very complicated situation."
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Mohammad, who is serving a four-year sentence for making liquor, prohibited for Muslims, said he was shocked when he was first told the cause of his discomfort. He swears he didn't know the bulb was there.
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Doctors said they didn't believe Mohammad's story that he was drugged and either guards or other prisoners made the insertion.

Day-um!

wrong end!!!!! :rofl:

why'd it get so dark in here!

how would you like it if alcohol were illegal hare as it is in pakistan, marijuana prohibition advocates?

..Thats nothin..
http://www.well.com/~cynsa/newbutt.html

Heres a list from some surgeons-with x-rays!

Object Number Recovered

Glass or ceramic
Bottle or jar 32
Bottle with attached rope 1
Glass or cup 12
Light bulb 7
Tube 6
Food
Apple 1
Banana 2
Carrot 4
Cucumber 3
Onion 2
Parsnip 1
Plantain (with condom) 1
Potato 1
Salami 1
Turnip 1
Zucchini 2
Wooden
Ax handle 1
Stick or broom handle 10
Miscellaneous or unspecified 3
Sexual Device
Vibrator 23*
Dildo 15
Kitchen device
Dull knife 1
Ice pick 1
Knife sharpener 1
Mortar pestle 2
Spatula (plastic) 1
Spoon 1
Tin cup 1
Miscellaneous tools
Candle 1
Curling Iron 1
Flashlight 3
Iron rod 1
Pen 2
Rubber tube 1
Screwdriver 1
Toothbrush 1
Wire spring 1
Inflated device
Balloon 1
Balloon attached to cylinder 1
Condom 1
Ball
Baseball 2
Tennis ball 1
Pool cue ball 1
Miscellaneous containers
Baby powder can 1
Candle box 1
Shampoo Bottle 1
Snuff box 1
Miscellaneous
Bottle cap ** 1
Cattle horn 3
Chain (gold) 1
Frozen pig's tail 1
"Kangaroo tumor" # 1
Hair Mousse Cap 1
Plastic rod 1
Stone 2
Toothbrush holder 1
Toothbrush package 1
Whip handle 2*
Collections (one case of each)
2 Glass tubes
72 1/2 Jeweler's saw
Oil can with potato stopper
Piece of wood, peanut
Umbrella handle and enema tubing
2 Glasses
Phosphorus match ends (homicide)
402 Stones
Toolbox ##
2 Bars soap
Beer glass and preserving pot
Lemon and cold cream jar
2 Apples
Spectacles, suitcase key, tobacco pouch, and magazine
total of 14 collections, with approximately 500 objects

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:rofl:

Always..ALWAYS...the patient claims they slipped in the shower or something, so that the object just somehow amazingly ended up there.

He once told me he removed so many in so short a period of time that he thought shampoo bottles should have warning labels. "WARNING: THIS PRODUCT HAS A TENDENCY TO END UP IN THE LOWER GASTROINTESTINAL TRACTS OF PEOPLE WITH BELOW-AVERAGE INTELLIGENCE."

I've heard of "loadin' one up," but that's just wrong. x(

But an live artillery shell???

Maybe the person in question was confused as to why they're called "tubers"

:rofl:

:think:

"Blow it out your ass!" Well, he couldn't... :wow:

Um, did he ram it smaller-side up or larger-side up?

...They screw in! Gahh... duuuh!! :D

(flips hair)

But I am guessing it is not. Thanks for shining the light of day on this.