Xmas Party Confessions - Democratic Underground

The Lone Liberal

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Sat Dec-13-03 06:22 PM
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Xmas Party Confessions

Now is the time of year to unburden the soul. There is nothing like public catharsis to start you on your way to a better life. So how about “fessing up” to that Office Xmas Party Faux Pas. There must be at least one who after having a touch to much proceeded to crawl up on the office copier to photo copy the "ole" derriere and then slipped a signed copy under the boss's office door.

Come on who hasn’t don’t that one?

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Cooley Hurd

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Sat Dec-13-03 06:24 PM
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1. I passed out on the coat pile...

...and was a bit unwilling to move, despite requests to move from those needing their coats. The bright side was I didn't puke on them...

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K8-EEE

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Sat Dec-13-03 06:33 PM
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2. MINE IS THE WORST!!

We went to a restaurant that was built on a hillside and you had to take a little glass elevator from the parking lot to the place...

Well, I must have had a LITTLE too much to drink and was fighting throwing up for the whole ride which was like 3 minutes but seemed like 3 hours, RIGHT BEFORE THE DOOR OPENED, I threw up all over these really dressed up people who then stampeeded out of the elevator!

HEY THIS WAS 20 YEARS AGO, I WASN'T EVEN DRINKING AGE! I'VE LEARNED FROM MY MISTAKES...THANK GOD!

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Bronco69

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Sat Dec-13-03 06:41 PM
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3. I have a confession

but since we're not allowed to talk about sex I guess you'll have to leave it to your imagination.

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greatauntoftriplets

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Sat Dec-13-03 06:47 PM
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4. <raising hand>

I deliberately don't drink much at these events to avoid that. Instead, I let the other people make fools of themselves.

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