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HEyHEY

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Sat Dec-13-03 10:51 PM
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Favourite line from a comedy show

My favourite latley is from Trailer Park Boys.

A lawyer comes up to Ricky and hands him a bill for three years worth of child support he never paid.

Ricky: "What's this"
Lawyer: "I guess you could call it a bill for being an asshole"

Love that show!

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soothsayer

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Sat Dec-13-03 11:09 PM
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1. prolly have to see it, but from Ab Fab

Edited on Sat Dec-13-03 11:10 PM by soothsayer

In an episode where Eddie has to go do her taxes with her accountant, and she's putting it off and putting it off but finally goes to her office to do it, like a grown-up. And the tax guy says something like "now let's look at this form and----" and she immediately cuts him off and slams her head down on the desk with a "God I'm bored!"

It's just funny cuz they're only SECONDS into the process and already she's bored silly.

Yeah, yeah, I know----if you have to explain 'em....

On edit: is it Eddy? Edina

heck, YOU know who she is...!

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SiobhanClancy

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Sat Dec-13-03 11:45 PM
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5. I love AbFab....here's a good line from Patsy....

'The last mosquito that bit me had to book into the Betty Ford clinic'

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Sinistrous

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Sat Dec-13-03 11:25 PM
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2. From "Night Court", Buddy saying:

"Well, there was that incident with the CheezeWhiz......but I'm MUCH better now..."

Delivered as only John Astin can do it.

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T Roosevelt

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Sat Dec-13-03 11:38 PM
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3. Norm from Cheers

"It's a dog-eat-dog world, and I'm wearing Milkbone underwear."

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CO Liberal

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Sat Dec-13-03 11:44 PM
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4. Arthur Carlson on "WKRP In Cincinnatti"

"With God as my judge, I thought turkeys could fly."

:-)

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wa state wanderer

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Sun Dec-14-03 12:49 AM
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13. "With God as my judge, I thought turkeys could fly."

Can't argue with that!

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liberalhistorian

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Sun Dec-14-03 12:06 AM
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6. From Frasier, when Niles

has to fill in for Frasier when Frasier comes down with a nasty case of the flu, he tells his radio audience who he is, then says, "and while our friend Frasier is a Freudian, I am a Jungian, so no blaming our mothers here!"

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Yupster

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Sun Dec-14-03 12:13 AM
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7. Andre the Giant's great line

from the Princess Bride...

"anybody want a peanut?" delivered as only Andre the Giant can do it.

A few others

"You're a bloodsucking vampire Michael. Wait till I tell mom." from the Lost Boys.

"Just you and me against the entire Kodan armada? It will be a slaughter." ------ "That's the spirit." from The Last Starfighter.

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codebled

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Sun Dec-14-03 12:24 AM
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8. from Princess Bride

Vizzini: HE DIDN'T FALL? INCONCEIVABLE!
Inigo Montoya: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

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bbernardini

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Sun Dec-14-03 12:25 AM
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9. From Family Guy's "Black-U-Weather Forecast"...

"IT'S GON' RAIN!!!"

I don't know why, but I get hysterical every time I hear that. It's followed in a very close second place by Brak imitating Tom Brokaw while singing "Highway 40" with Freddie Prinze, Jr.

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codebled

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Sun Dec-14-03 12:39 AM
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10. from Aqua Teen Hunger Force

the most hilarious show on tv these days.

meatwad: someone hit me up with a flame i'm having a nick fit
ignignokt: err light him up
frylock: meatwad!
err: here
ignignokt: encourage him in his habit
err: that's a good smoker
frylock: when did you start smoking?
meatwad: this morning now where's my whisky? i'm gonna get tore up
ignignokt: we shall acquire some wine on the way to the mall
err: and then you can get tore up
ignignokt: and pass out in the hot sun
meatwad: that's my boys

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codebled

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Sun Dec-14-03 12:44 AM
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11. from Cheers

Norm walks into the bar really early

Woody: Want a beer Norm
Norm: Little early isnt it Woody?
Woody: What for a beer?
Norm: No for stupid questions, now give me a beer.

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southerngirlwriter

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Sun Dec-14-03 12:47 AM
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12. from Roseanne

she's arguing with David, her daughter Darlene's boyfriend. She's heading upstairs to confront Darlene about something,and David wants her to stay out of it.

David: "Leave her alone! She's a big girl!"

Roseanne: "Compared to who?"

ROFLMAO

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