Is this letter too mean?

Teen Vogue keeps sending me crap in the mail, and they sent me a pre-stamped envelope so I'm using it to send them a letter. Is this too rude? If it is, it's only because they've been insulting my intelligence for the past 3 years.

Dear Teen Vogue,
This envelope doesn't give you a chance to make money, so I know you won't pay any attention to it. But I would like to ask you to please stop sending me crap in the mail please thank you. My address is:
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As for the letter you sent me:
Teen Vogue has the clothes you love
No, it doesn't.
Want to look drop-dead gorgeous?
Actually, I would have no problem with being ugly. As long as I wasn't so ugly that people had to stop whatever they were doing to stare at me and think, "Wow, that person's ugly." Because that would get distracting.

Question 6 on your survey: Which of the following beauty products can you not live without? Actually, I can live without ALL of them. And guess what?

So can you.

That's right. It's quite amazing, isn't it? Can you feel that? That's sunlight from the outside. There's a whole world beyond fashion. I've already journeyed into it. Come! Feel the freedom of living outside of that which fashion dictates! That is empowerment. I doubt that you shall join me soon, for now the commercial industry may very well seem a tolerable world to live in. But in time, you may learn, my apprentice, and you may come to join me.

However, just in case I do not see you on the other side, please, stop sending me crap in the mail.

Darling fascist bully-boy,

Give me some more money, you bastard.

May the seed of your loins be fruitful in the belly of your woman,
Neil

(And that very letter is to be used in ALL situations, no variation whatsoever.)

Should I really tell them, though, that my name is Neil? :crazy:

I wrote such a letter to Sears after a couple of years of phone calls and mail to "MR. my-first-name", wanting me to BUY their aluminum siding for my house, which was rented and.... brick.