Dean captured! Insurgent supporters to remain vigilant

Now breaking on CKGTV (ClarkKerryGephardt Television), DNC loyalists have reportedly captured Democratic Presidential frontrunner Howard Dean.

Dean surrendered without a shot being fired, but he did raise 500,000 dollars in the 4 minutes it took to drag him from his Vermont home to the waiting paddywagon.

When asked why it took so long to find where Dean was hiding, a Kerry supporter said "He was apparently hiding at the top of the polls. We haven't been there yet, so we were unable to locate him."

Dean loyalists released a statement following the capture. The statement vowed to continue the insurgency "until the Democratic Party is free from the tyrants that continue to exploit it for their own bloodthirst."

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Sarcasm, people. Deep breaths.

we have the power!!!!! lol

Good stuff, AWD! All these attacks on Howie really say more about the motivations of the attackers than they do about Dean, IMO....

Thanks. I needed a break from all the fatalism around here.

I never realized that Saddam being captured would mean the end of sop many things. Let's just hope that Habitat For Humanity can somehow survive.

(more sarcasm)

FedayDEAN, if I go down, it will be swinging my bat. :-) Seriously, this does not change the fact that this war was predicated on a lie about the threat of WMDs and does not change my opinion one bit.

That is so hilarious!