You guys are a bunch of pervs. - Democratic Underground

LaraMN

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Mon Jul-10-06 04:06 PM
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You guys are a bunch of pervs.

I don't know if my nearly virginal eyes should be reading all your pervishness. It makes me feel dirty. Besides, you had all the fun without me. Don't you know that you're all supposed to be prudish and restrained when I'm not around. Geez. Thanks alot.:P :*

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tjwmason

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Mon Jul-10-06 04:07 PM
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1. Too damn right we are.

Hurrah for pervs. :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

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LaraMN

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Mon Jul-10-06 04:10 PM
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2. Gotta love 'em all!

Those damned, wily, perverse beauties.

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swimboy

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Mon Jul-10-06 04:14 PM
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3. SShhh, everybody! Lara's back!

Quick, look virginal!

:rofl:

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LaraMN

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Mon Jul-10-06 04:16 PM
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4. You are SO discreet!

I think you're all drunk, besides being otherwise debaucherous. Are you sitting on a bottle of vodka? You better share. And where's the obligatory pool boy?

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billyskank

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Mon Jul-10-06 04:17 PM
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5. *hic*

We absolutely have not been drinking. Everybody here is complete 100% functionality. :)

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swimboy

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Mon Jul-10-06 04:20 PM
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8. Our poolboy has a new bicycle

and has been riding it all over Central Park.

And I've been keeping the vodka in a cooler place. ;)

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CaliforniaPeggy

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Mon Jul-10-06 04:17 PM
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6. My dear swimboy!

You go ahead and look virginal if you want!

I shed that years ago! Many many years ago!

You are too funny!

:rofl: :rofl:

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swimboy

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Mon Jul-10-06 08:23 PM
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22. Good evening, dear one!

I think I may still have that look somewhere deep in my bag of tricks. I gotta remember to check the mileage.

:loveya:

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tjwmason

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Mon Jul-10-06 04:30 PM
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9. Like this you mean?

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swimboy

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Mon Jul-10-06 08:26 PM
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23. Moderator please move post to Classical Music Forum

you smart-arse ;)

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wildhorses

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Mon Jul-10-06 04:18 PM
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7. uhhhhhhhh........

thanks for the compliment...

there's plenty to go around...

feel free to help yourself

wildhorses is on her best behavior

*nods head and stamps hoof*

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Guy Fawkes

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Mon Jul-10-06 04:40 PM
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10. I even read *that* wrong...

for a few minutes, I thought you said "my nearly vaginal eyes..."

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Runcible Spoon

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Mon Jul-10-06 04:41 PM
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11. apparently my neighbor's cock wasn't magnificent enough

Edited on Mon Jul-10-06 04:41 PM by FarceOfNature

so my thread got locked! :cry:

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redqueen

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Mon Jul-10-06 04:43 PM
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12. I am not now, nor have I ever been, a perv.

Edited on Mon Jul-10-06 04:43 PM by redqueen

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Xipe Totec

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Mon Jul-10-06 04:45 PM
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13. Is this a roll call?

Present! :hi:

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leftofthedial

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Mon Jul-10-06 04:46 PM
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14. why thanks!

that was an unexpected compliment!

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Deja Q

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Mon Jul-10-06 04:47 PM
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15. Prove it!

:rofl:

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khashka

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Mon Jul-10-06 05:28 PM
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16. Well, we'd hate to leave you out Lara

Wanna get a little pervy? I've been told I'm pretty good at it :)

Khash.

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SOteric

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Mon Jul-10-06 06:38 PM
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17. You say that like it's a bad thing.

Oh. Wait. You've been watching Meredith & Lindsay on Lifetime. No wonder.

:hi:

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Guava Jelly

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Mon Jul-10-06 06:41 PM
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18. Drats I missed all the fun

woah is me

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matcom

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Mon Jul-10-06 06:45 PM
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19. AM NOT!!!

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm glitter

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reyd reid reed

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Mon Jul-10-06 07:32 PM
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20. Well, we just figured all the ruckus would bring you out...

We were Calling you...

And you heard.

:hug:

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atomic-fly

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Mon Jul-10-06 07:43 PM
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21. that's a crappie thing to say!

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Dangerously Amused

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Mon Jul-10-06 08:36 PM
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24. Well YEAH!!!

Glad you could join us. But geez, what took you so long?? It wasn't nearly half as fun without you!

:cry:

On the other hand, the Lounge IS still standing...

:7

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jobycom

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Mon Jul-10-06 08:39 PM
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25. I'm not. I'm a nice guy.

:cry:

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Floogeldy

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Mon Jul-10-06 09:04 PM
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26. Oh, I was fine. Didn't have a perverted bone in my body, until . . .

. . . I saw this!

:evilgrin:

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Jamastiene

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Mon Jul-17-06 01:31 AM
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27. You rang?

Did someone call me by name? I could have sworn I just heard someone say my name. I am a bonafide perv, yes I am. Who else could look at a simple pillow and get horny?

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NewWaveChick1981

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Mon Jul-17-06 06:48 AM
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28. I missed the Saturday night check-in, but if you're looking for Lounge

pervs, you should make sure my name is on the list. ;) :evilgrin:

:hi: That's what I get for being the "girl next door." :P

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taterguy

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Mon Jul-17-06 08:29 AM
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29. Have you been checking my browser history?

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