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chookie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-14-03 02:11 PM
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My dog shat on Richard Mellon Scaife's yard last night
Congratulations to pomeranian political activist Marigold for this demonstration of protest against Pittsburgh's own Saddam.

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JM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-14-03 02:13 PM
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1. Too bad your dog isn't
a Newfoundland that dines on exlax...:evilgrin:

You just have to visit their yard more often.

JM
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chookie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-14-03 07:55 PM
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13. But they're "stealth" turds
He's more likely to step in them if he can't see them.
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liberalmuse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-14-03 02:13 PM
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2. Oh my god!
That is the cutest little dog I've ever seen! I hope you properly rewarded him for his efforts. I'd like to do the same, but I don't know where Scaife lives.
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AntiCoup2K4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-14-03 02:13 PM
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3. Better keep her inside from now on.
Scaife's probably spent $10 million or so investigating her already. And before you know it, he'll have Ken Starr harrassing you :scared:
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Cheswick2.0 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-14-03 02:16 PM
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5. really, tell her to stay off of small planes
x(
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Cheswick2.0 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-14-03 02:14 PM
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4. Marigold , You rock!
:yourock:
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xultar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-14-03 02:19 PM
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6. AW...get Marigold a ABB DU baby bib to wear! I got one for
my Chi to wear as a political activist. Fasten it around the neck, over the back and sew some ribbon to tie it under the belly.

Marigold is so pretty, a STUNNER!

Tell Marigold that we are all proud of her lil political bombs. Tell her mext time to make it xtra squishy and xtra stinky!
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LoZoccolo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-14-03 02:38 PM
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7. Is she a show dog?
Edited on Sun Dec-14-03 02:38 PM by LoZoccolo
Does she have papers?

Do you take her bowling with you?
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chookie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-14-03 08:20 PM
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18. Beauty AND brains
She sits on my lap as I read the news each day; those are the only papers she cares about. Obviously she has absorbed some understanding of current events if she deliberately targets Scaife's yard.

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Mountainman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-14-03 03:45 PM
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8. I envy your dog. Wish I could shit on Scaife's yard. n/t
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chookie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-14-03 08:00 PM
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15. It's a temptation for me too n/t
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DemoTex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-14-03 03:55 PM
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9. Too cool! Good dog! My dog used to doo-doo Cheney's lawn in Dallas.
Dick and Lynn lived about eight blocks from us when he was CEO of Halliburton. My dog loved to poop in ivy and Cheney's front yard was all ivy and concrete. I would reward my dog for pooping in Cheney's yard. Got to be his favorite poop patch.

During the Florida Fiasco after the 2000 "elections," the Secret Service set up shop in Cheney's driveway. Didn't stop me and, more importantly, couldn't stop my dog. He continued to poop on the ivy in Cheney's front yard. I continued to leave it there to stink. The SS obviously hated me and my dog, but they never said a word to me. Soon after the 12/12/2000 "selection" the moving vans came (about five of the monster vans) and moved Cheney to DC.
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chookie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-14-03 07:58 PM
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14. What a good dog!
It must have felt good to both of you.
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11cents Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-14-03 04:20 PM
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10. Good dog!
God, that's the cutest Pomeranian ever. And that's saying something.
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Ellen Forradalom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-14-03 06:00 PM
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11. Hope he doesn't wind up dead in a restroom
like Steve Kangas.
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-14-03 06:25 PM
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12. Pomerianians are the most ill-tempered breed of dog that has ever existed
These dogs are positively EVIL, in my book.

I've known Dobermans, Rotweilers, German Shepards, Chow Chows and Pitbulls that are pussycats when you compare them to this monster in fur.

I'm sure glad Marigold is on OUR side.
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chookie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-14-03 08:08 PM
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17. Not Marigold
Edited on Sun Dec-14-03 08:12 PM by chookie
A LOT of people have said this very same thing to me about; they certainly have a bad reputation. Then they are surprised at what a sweet dog Marigold is.

I have only known 4, and all have been totally adorable living "teddy bears." She's very smart, very sweet, loves EVERYBODY (except Scaife and RW wackos), and loves to cuddle.

If what you say is true about this dark side of the pomeranian temperment, than I think it can be said that Marigold has found a positive outlet by channeling these qualities into political action.
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-15-03 12:08 AM
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24. Marigold may be the exception to the rule
But I still wouldn't turn my back on him.

The only dog that's ever attacked me was a Pom.

I hope you can se where I'm coming from
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kayleybeth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-14-03 08:07 PM
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16. ROTFLMAO!
Thank you for sharing that!
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alwynsw Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-14-03 08:22 PM
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19. Your dog left silver on his lawn???
Or did he leave poopoo? My OED says shat is a unit of measure for silver. Dictionary.com says it's past poopoo.

I'm dazed and confused. (Not an unusual state after visiting GD.)
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chookie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-14-03 08:33 PM
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20. Poopoo-ed
Deposited excrement.
Delivered fecal matter
Evacuated her bowels
Went potty
Did doodoo
Plop plop!

Sorry if it was not clear.
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-14-03 08:36 PM
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21. *snarf*
DU Subject line of the year nominee.

Doggie treats all around! :D
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alwynsw Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-14-03 08:40 PM
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22. It was clear enough
I just did a little thread hijacking to whine about the GD situation - and your post gave the the perfect vehicle - poopoo.
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NJCher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-14-03 11:57 PM
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23. Cheney's lawn
My dog loved to poop in ivy and Cheney's front yard was all ivy and concrete.

Why am I not surprised that Cheney's front lawn would be full of concrete and English ivy? What a completely, totally un-PC lawn. It goes without saying that concrete is undesirable in horticultural environs (save concrete sculpture or fountains) but then to add ivy, which is invasive and about which there are even societies built around persuading people not to plant it and to get rid of it.

OK, this isn't as bad as what he did to the pheasants but it just adds to my general disgust with this scumbag.


Cher

p.s. love you Marigold!!
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Zero Division Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-15-03 12:12 AM
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25. Someone give that dog a medal!!
Ah, if only Rupert Murdoch lived nearby as well. :evilgrin:
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Dover Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-15-03 01:06 AM
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26. Now there's an idea..........a new form of protest!
Hail to Marigold...our fearless leader!
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