10 Random (saddam-free) Questions

1. If you were a huge Red Sox fan and they were one out away from winning the world series - and just at that moment your wife, sister, mother, girlfriend, ect - goes into labor; do you:

(a) Stop everything and go help her
(b) Keep one eye on her and one eye on the tv
(c) Say 'can it wait until the last out' ?

2. Did you ever sell lemonaide in front of your house as a kid, if so - how much did you charge?

3. Worst international sight - a British person's teeth or a French woman with armpit hair?

4. Where was the first place you drove to once you got your first car?

5. Should all sports have one-game championships like football does, or keep a series format?

6. What's a lamer pet - a goldfish or a hermit crab?

7. What cancelled tv show would you rather have back on the air - Seinfeld or Cheers?

8. Have you ever stepped in a confessional booth - if you have or haven't - how many sins did/would you confess?

9. Better condiment: Ketchup or Mustard?

10. Name a band that's better than the Beatles, in your opinion.

1. If you were a huge Red Sox fan and they were one out away from winning the world series - and just at that moment your wife, sister, mother, girlfriend, ect - goes into labor; do you:

(a) Stop everything and go help her
(b) Keep one eye on her and one eye on the tv
(c) Say 'can it wait until the last out' ?
B- compromise because I would be a fanatic red sox fan
2. Did you ever sell lemonaide in front of your house as a kid, if so - how much did you charge?
Yes, forgot how much
3. Worst international sight - a British person's teeth or a French woman with armpit hair?
Brit teeth :puke:, though French Hair is just as bad
4. Where was the first place you drove to once you got your first car?
:shrug: what car I drive :cry:
5. Should all sports have one-game championships like football does, or keep a series format?
I prefer the series format
6. What's a lamer pet - a goldfish or a hermit crab?
goldfish but a hermit crab is equally lame
7. What cancelled tv show would you rather have back on the air - Seinfeld or Cheers?
Seinfeld
8. Have you ever stepped in a confessional booth - if you have or haven't - how many sins did/would you confess?
No and thats funny because I am Catholic
9. Better condiment: Ketchup or Mustard?
Ketchup
10. Name a band that's better than the Beatles, in your opinion.
:shrug: Is there such a band

1. Youv`e never been around a woman who is preggers, I see
2. Kol Aid with ice chips 10 cents
3. frenching a Brits armpit
4. g/f
5. yes
6. a magic rat
7. logans run
8. no
9. Mustard
10. Beatles sound better on fm band

1. Well, I'm a hetersexual female. If I was going into labor, but something urgent was on TV, I'd keep one eye on labor and one eye on the TV until I couldn't anymore.
2. No. I played that Apple Basic lemonade game, though.
3. Hey, to each his/her own.
4. My first car? No idea. My license? Around the block. My friend got into a nasty accident the next day, and my parents wouldn't let me take the car.
5. I think the format we have now is decent, although there are too damn many NBA championship games.
6. Goldfish.
7. They both ran their courses...
8. Nope.
9. Mustard.
10. I'll stay out of that one.

1. I cannot answer since I will never have a wife...I'm female. I have never wanted children so even if I get married or whatever labor is something I will not have to worry about.
Speaking hypothetically though, I would not begrudge a RED SOX fan for wanting to see the run that clinches the world series. Even though such a game would probably be taped by such a fan, seeing something like that on tape is not the same as experiencing it the moment it happens. I know because I am a Cubs fan.

2. No, never sold lemonade

3. It doesn't freak me out that Europeans have different hygenic standards than Americans.

4. I think the first place I drove my car once I got my license was Indiana. I wanted to see the Monkees and had no coalition of the (un)willing to drive me. I got my license just so I could go see the Monkees on tour in 1986.

5. YES, YES and YES.

6. Hermit crab is the more lame pet. At least fish will lower your blood pressure so there is a healing aspect to having fish.

7. SEINFELD by a longshot. Never got into Cheers.

8. Never been to a confessional...would not confess my "sins" to a human being who is as flawed as I just by being human. In Judaism confession of "sins" is done communaly anyway. It is part of the Yom Kippur liturgy.

9. Neither...I like my burgers naked!

10. Even though I love the Grateful Dead, I realize that without the Beatles there may have been no Dead. The Beatles paved the way for a lot of musicians.

1) C-and I'm a woman!

2) $.50

3) Brit's teeth hands down

4) Revere Beach

5) Series Format

6) Neither is lame

7) Seinfeld, but we do have 'Curb Your Enthusiasm'

8) No matter what I confessed, I always received 5 Hail Marys and 5 Our Fathers

9) Mustard

10)The Clash

:hi: Jonny tells me you yell at Yankee fans and freepers, thats cool :yourock:, btw I would do the same, good luck to the Sox next year but next year is the year of the bird :), I try to be an optomeist :), ABY lol.

the Sox just got Foulke which will round out the bullpen.

Good luck to the Orioles; I'd love to see us beat out the Yanks.

1. If you were a huge Red Sox fan and they were one out away from winning the world series - and just at that moment your wife, sister, mother, girlfriend, ect - goes into labor; do you:

(a) Stop everything and go help her
Having had 3 children, and gone through hoops all 3 times to be there with my wife, I must say that I'd drop everything.

2. Did you ever sell lemonaide in front of your house as a kid, if so - how much did you charge?
$10 a glass. I only sold one, but it was a quick profit.

3. Worst international sight - a British person's teeth or a French woman with armpit hair?
American Sailors, drunk, argueing with a Chinese cabbie on the best whorehouse in Singapore. Now that's ugly.

4. Where was the first place you drove to once you got your first car?
Work. We only had one car, and my wife kept it 95% of the time.

5. Should all sports have one-game championships like football does, or keep a series format?
Most sports should keep the series format. Football, being physically abusive, should keep the one game championship.

6. What's a lamer pet - a goldfish or a hermit crab?
Goldfish. Hermit crabs are cool, I'm thinking of getting my kids one.

7. What cancelled tv show would you rather have back on the air - Seinfeld or Cheers?
Cheers. At least Cheers was funny. But I would really go for a good MASH sequel.

8. Have you ever stepped in a confessional booth - if you have or haven't - how many sins did/would you confess?
10 or 12. It's been a long time since I was a good Catholic.

9. Better condiment: Ketchup or Mustard?
Ketchup goes with everything. Mustard is better on a few things.

10. Name a band that's better than the Beatles, in your opinion.
The London Symphony Orchestra.

1. If you were a huge Red Sox fan and they were one out away from winning the world series - and just at that moment your wife, sister, mother, girlfriend, ect - goes into labor; do you:

(a) Stop everything and go help her
(b) Keep one eye on her and one eye on the tv
(c) Say 'can it wait until the last out' ?

A..... I'm not an ass, and I know the news will replay it over and over and over....

2. Did you ever sell lemonaide in front of your house as a kid, if so - how much did you charge?

Yes, but I don't remember how much I charged. I never made shit though...

3. Worst international sight - a British person's teeth or a French woman with armpit hair?

Armpit

4. Where was the first place you drove to once you got your first car?

Home.

5. Should all sports have one-game championships like football does, or keep a series format?

Keep most in a series format

6. What's a lamer pet - a goldfish or a hermit crab?

A dog.

7. What cancelled tv show would you rather have back on the air - Seinfeld or Cheers?

Cheers by a fucking lightyear! Seinfeld was awful.

8. Have you ever stepped in a confessional booth - if you have or haven't - how many sins did/would you confess?

I have only a few times (when I was forced to by religious ed) and only confessed one or two.

9. Better condiment: Ketchup or Mustard?

Mustard, it sounds so militaristic :-)

10. Name a band that's better than the Beatles, in your opinion.

Cake and/or Soul Coughing.

Soul Coughing :pals:

1. I would watch at her bedside
2. Yes i did. It was 10 cents a cup. (It was also Pink Lemonade)
3. British teeth and unshaved Frenchies are both awful, but hair can be shaved. British teeth is my final answer.
4. I drove to baltimore and rear ended a woman. Luckily no damage was done and my mom never found out.
5. series format is more exciting.
6. hermit crabs---they are weird and creepy. and they smell. A hermit crab is also closer related to a spider than to a normal crab.
7. I am a huge seinfeld fan, so I have to go with that.
8. Never. And I wouldn't say anything that would be embarrassing.
9. Mustard is the king of condiments.
10. I love the Beatles. But I enjoy listening to otis redding more nowadays.

1. If you were a huge Red Sox fan and they were one out away from winning the world series - and just at that moment your wife, sister, mother, girlfriend, ect - goes into labor; do you:

(a) Stop everything and go help her
(b) Keep one eye on her and one eye on the tv
(c) Say 'can it wait until the last out' ?

C - definitely

2. Did you ever sell lemonaide in front of your house as a kid, if so - how much did you charge?
No

3. Worst international sight - a British person's teeth or a French woman with armpit hair?
Don't make me beat you for being a sexist pig Rat. *stern look*

4. Where was the first place you drove to once you got your first car?
To the store to pick some stuff up for my mom. That was the deal - I got the car when I wanted it if I always ran errands when asked.

5. Should all sports have one-game championships like football does, or keep a series format?
I like series. They give you a better idea of who is really better.

6. What's a lamer pet - a goldfish or a hermit crab?
Never had a crab so I can't really say if they're lame or not. I loved my goldfishes.

7. What cancelled tv show would you rather have back on the air - Seinfeld or Cheers?
Cheers - I may be the only person in the United States who has never seen an entire episode of Seinfeld.

8. Have you ever stepped in a confessional booth - if you have or haven't - how many sins did/would you confess?
No I have not. I wouldn't confess any of them. Whatever transgressions I commit are between me, my conscience, and the person I did them to - not some priest.

9. Better condiment: Ketchup or Mustard?
I like them both. I didn't really eat much mustard until I went on my diet back in 2002. Now I eat it all the time - it's pretty spiffy, no calories and no fat.

10. Name a band that's better than the Beatles, in your opinion.
Can't do it. The Beatles aren't necessarily my favorite band but overall their entire catalog is hard to beat.

1. If you were a huge Red Sox fan and they were one out away from winning the world series - and just at that moment your wife, sister, mother, girlfriend, ect - goes into labor; do you:

(a) Stop everything and go help her

2. Did you ever sell lemonaide in front of your house as a kid, if so - how much did you charge?

Yes. 25 cents.

3. Worst international sight - a British person's teeth or a French woman with armpit hair?

bad teeth are much worse than armpit hair.

4. Where was the first place you drove to once you got your first car?

Nowhere. I have never had a car. I don't know how to drive. I will never drive. I hate cars.

5. Should all sports have one-game championships like football does, or keep a series format?

series

6. What's a lamer pet - a goldfish or a hermit crab?

hermit crab

7. What cancelled tv show would you rather have back on the air - Seinfeld or Cheers?

Must we?

8. Have you ever stepped in a confessional booth - if you have or haven't - how many sins did/would you confess?

Nope. If I did I would probably confess to holding grudges.

9. Better condiment: Ketchup or Mustard?

Ketchup is disgusting!

10. Name a band that's better than the Beatles, in your opinion.

Rene Bouchard and David Romanelli! (We say we're better than the Beatles all the time.)

1. A, Go help, you can always watch a replay of the game.
2. Never did.
3. The teeth; armpit hair can always be shaved off; teeth are hard to fix.
4. First place I drove: home.
5. Series; more fun to watch, more entertaining, and more suspensful than a single championship game.
6. Goldfish; at least you can "play" with a hermit crab.
7. Seinfeld, hands down.
8. No, and It's none of their business what sins I did.
9. Ketchup.
10. Linkin Park.

1. If you were a huge Red Sox fan and they were one out away from winning the world series - and just at that moment your wife, sister, mother, girlfriend, ect - goes into labor; do you:

(a) Stop everything and go help her
(b) Keep one eye on her and one eye on the tv
(c) Say 'can it wait until the last out' ?

None of the above. If I'm not one of the two immediate parents (and I wouldn't be) then there's nothing I could do for her in terms of her labour anyway. It'll take as long as it takes. Which is moot since I'm not a huge Red Sox Fan, I'm a huge Mariner's fan; and if the Sox are in the World Series the best I can say is I'm glad for them, and I hope they beat the Yankees.

2. Did you ever sell lemonaide in front of your house as a kid, if so - how much did you charge?

I think you mean 'lemonade' Mr.Award-WinningJournalistPants, and no.

3. Worst international sight - a British person's teeth or a French woman with armpit hair?

British person's teeth? You mean like Nigella Lawson, David Beckham, Hugh Grant, Elizabeth Hurley, and Tony Blair? French women's armpit hairs? Have you ever been to France? Most of the women there have better grooming habits than most of the women in downtown New York.

4. Where was the first place you drove to once you got your first car?

My friend L.P.'s house.

5. Should all sports have one-game championships like football does, or keep a series format?

Whatever.

6. What's a lamer pet - a goldfish or a hermit crab?

I think you mean "Which pet is lamer," Mr. Award-WinningJournalistPants. And the lamest pet I'm aware of is a mold named Ira growing on a bathroom ceiling in McCarty Hall.

7. What cancelled tv show would you rather have back on the air - Seinfeld or Cheers?

Sports Night or STNG

8. Have you ever stepped in a confessional booth - if you have or haven't - how many sins did/would you confess?

Of course I have, I'm Catholic. As many as necessary.


9. Better condiment: Ketchup or Mustard?

Salsa.

10. Name a band that's better than the Beatles, in your opinion.

The Who, the Rolling Stones, Yes, Nirvana... heck bunches of 'em.

:puke:

We'll have to agree to disagree on that one!

But I thought you were right on about questions 3 and 9.

:hi:

;-)

1) I can not imagine caring who wins a ball game.
2) No. Back then we always said that lemonade stands were just something kids did on TV.
3) I HAVE bad British teeth, and it sucks!
4) To band practice at school.
5) The fewer games on TV, the better!!
6) Any pet except a loud barking dog is OK with me.
7) Seinfeld.
8) What business is it of anyone else's, to hear what I have 'done'?
9) Ketchup
10) No band is better that the Lads from Liverpool.

1. If you were a huge Red Sox fan and they were one out away from winning the world series - and just at that moment your wife, sister, mother, girlfriend, ect - goes into labor; do you:

(a) Stop everything and go help her
(b) Keep one eye on her and one eye on the tv
(c) Say 'can it wait until the last out' ?

I am also another female and was in the middle of looking at Monday Night Football when I went into active labor. The hell with sports, I want the baby out....

2. Did you ever sell lemonaide in front of your house as a kid, if so - how much did you charge? No


3. Worst international sight - a British person's teeth or a French woman with armpit hair? Looking at the chimp is far worse than the two

4. Where was the first place you drove to once you got your first car?
home

5. Should all sports have one-game championships like football does, or keep a series format? I see these things as logistical nightmares, considering the relative physical activity and the support staff for each sport involved -- it all depends on the sport

6. What's a lamer pet - a goldfish or a hermit crab? a chimp in the white house

7. What cancelled tv show would you rather have back on the air - Seinfeld or Cheers? neither

8. Have you ever stepped in a confessional booth - if you have or haven't - how many sins did/would you confess? enough to make a feature-length movie

9. Better condiment: Ketchup or Mustard? Mustard

10. Name a band that's better than the Beatles, in your opinion for their genre and their time, they were the best and one of the most influential to the music culture