Dirty little secret about Canada

We've emassed 90 per cent of our population along the border and are preparing for a full scale invasion of the USA.

Bwahahaa!

You can't have a party without beer.

I thought you said you wanted beer.

I'll bring some Sleeman's honey to throw off my tank at the waving crowds.

or, Just bring it.

Take yer pick

Hey, compared to most of the stuff mass-marketed in the USA, Molson's IS beer!

Joke:
The Brewmasters of Budweiser, Miller, and Guinness went to lunch together. The waitress asked each what they would like to drink.

The Brewmaster of Bud said "I'll have a Michelob Golden Draft".

The Brewmaster of Miller said "I"ll have a Miller Genuine Draft".

The Brewmaster of Guinness said "Water for me, Miss".

The waitress asked the Guinness Brewmaster "But sir, both of the other gentleman are having their company's product. We do have Guiness in our cooler."

The Brewmaster of Guinness said "Well, the others weren't having beer, so I didn't think that I should, either."

Things are getting worse down here by the hour

is a recent thing I heard Canada agree to at BiffCo's request. Seems kinda funny since we have no plans for a draft (suuuuure). Darn all the kids I know have been studying French and looking forward to some Canada kind bud

the children will be giving you candy. I'll even give you directions to where you can find our dictator. Is there a reward?

A free toque!

BBBWWWAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

that I crocheted out of plastic bags.

The red stuff is Canadians.

Where Canada is "South of the Border"

Canada is the place to party

USA border.

54'40 or fight would have left near zero population behind in the area above 54' 40. Those folks in the mid 1800's were right on target!

Quebec City - is that above 54' 40? If not, it is still one hell of a long drive.

54 degrees, 40 minutes is the latitude of the southern end of the Alaskan Panhandle. The coastline between that and 49 degrees (the BC/Washington border) is controlled by Canada; you guys have the rest.

"54'40 or fight" was a rallying cry to seize total control of North America's west coast. QC is way at the other end of the country.

shortsighted! Besides Quebec City is just below 47' - so it belongs to the US! I'll tell Bush about your attitude and the need for pre-emptive action!

:-)

There were many in the first 2/3 of the nineteenth century who advocated the annexation of New Brunswick. Oddly, that prospect has reemerged with the threat of Quebec secession.

In that case, I say: invade, invade, invade!

You Canadians and your relaxed drug laws! Heathens!! :-)

to be a spy for your cause in order for the invasion to be successful.

or we level Toronto.

Cheers
Drifter

5 million less Leaf fans. ;-)

The American resistance will welcome the support! :toast:

Pretty please?

Maybe a submarine too.

Latest news is that Canada's scrapping the old Leopard tanks and buying... wait for it... Strykers to replace them.

Those goddam submarines we bought from Britain are floating coffins (well, they don't float very well). I used to drive by one of them up on blocks in the shipyard here for months. Seems there was a big dent in the hull. Now they've built a big enclosure around it.

They say that the subs are for fisheries enforcement and anti-drug smuggling use... I say :wtf:

YOU'RE GOING TO INVADE US WITH HOMOSEXUALS YOU GODLESS PEOPLE!!!!!! :evilgrin: /sarcasm off

I LOVE the stuff. :P

Who can be intimidated by a people addicted to playing a sport in their socks?

n/t

and a nice pair of authentic mukluks.

:P

I always suspected Canada would take over the continent and declare it the "Democratic Republic of Canadia". I must be Nostradamus reincarnated.

Healthcare for All!

The Canadian Army? Hell, on a good day the Salvation Army could take you guys!


:o :7 ;)

we need liberating from our un-elected government.