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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-13-06 09:32 PM
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Screw Hezbollah, I'm putting cornflakes on my chicken!
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-13-06 09:33 PM
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1. ...
:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-13-06 09:33 PM
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2. Infidel!
/me declared fatwa on rug
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-13-06 09:35 PM
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3. I will kidnap your pets and fly them to Iran!
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-13-06 09:40 PM
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6. Could you take the kid too?
He'd be really happy if you just got him some pita and hummus.
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-13-06 09:43 PM
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7. Hmmmmm, hummus.
But next time you see him he'll be covered in corn flakes.
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-13-06 09:50 PM
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8. As long as you go to the health food store and get vegan corn flakes
I think the kellogs kind have some vitamins that come from lanolin.
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Prisoner_Number_Six Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-13-06 09:53 PM
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9. You will kidnap his flies and pet them with an iron???
Hoookaaaaay... :rofl:
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-13-06 09:57 PM
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12. Consider your tongue removed.
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Prisoner_Number_Six Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-13-06 10:05 PM
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16. Mmmph mmmmm mph mmmpphhh!
:evilgrin:
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-13-06 09:36 PM
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4. You make baby Jesus cry.
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-13-06 09:38 PM
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5. Well, he can't eat the chicken anyway.
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texanwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-13-06 09:55 PM
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10. How would you put cornflakes on chicken, don't they fall off.
Using eggs and flour is so much easier, it sticks.:shrug:
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HiFructosePronSyrup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-13-06 09:56 PM
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11. You make a breading out of 'em.
cornflakes = cornmeal and sugar.
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texanwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-13-06 10:00 PM
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14. That would get you into trouble in the south.
That must be a yankee thing, I have never heard of it.

What does it taste like.
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-13-06 09:58 PM
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13. You're trying to start a flame war.
The only correct way is to spead butter on the chicken first.
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texanwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-13-06 10:04 PM
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15. Let's see butter and cornflakes on chicken.
:eyes:
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-13-06 10:10 PM
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17. Exceptional when the chicken is stuffed with raisins.
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texanwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-13-06 10:12 PM
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18. Chicken stuffed with raisins covered with cornflakes.
Is this for real.
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-13-06 10:20 PM
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19. It's a yankee thing.
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texanwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-13-06 10:25 PM
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20. Well, that explains it.
You could use egg, flour, and cornflakes. That would make for some crunchy chicken.
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