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Critters2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-19-06 06:20 PM
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My dog failed her obedience test......again
108 points out of a possible 200. Little brat. It was like she'd never heard the word "stay" before.
108 points. Truly humiliating. She's lucky she's unbearably cute!

The instructor says she can go into the advanced class anyway, that last night was an anomaly--she knows the commands. There's something to be said for social promotion.
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-19-06 06:27 PM
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1. I had a dog who would take a dump in the middle of the class.
Regularly.
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-19-06 06:31 PM
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2. My dog did that Every. Single. Day. when I took her to puppy school.
Then all the Other puppies would start pooping, too.
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Critters2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-19-06 08:39 PM
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8. A dog took a dump in our class one night
and my dog refused to walk on the mat after that. Even after it had been cleaned up. Prima donna.
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Beausoir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-19-06 10:21 PM
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12. Mine would always pee whenever the instructor praised her.
Gotta love the Boxer. She would get so happy when people would praise her or even just stop and talk to her that she would piddle. Took her a year to grow out of it.
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sbj405 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-19-06 07:36 PM
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3. My dog's instructor said everyone gets a certificate, but
some might want to think about taking basic again. *glares at my dog* As she handed me his certificate, she said "Let me know if he eats it and I can get you another."

He is also unbearable cute. :loveya:
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Critters2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-19-06 08:35 PM
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6. ROFLMAO!!!
My dog ate my w-2 the day I got her. Imagine the fun of calling your treasurer and asking for another one. "Hello, Marge. Umm..My dog ate my w-2. No really. It's not THAT funny!"

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Wcross Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-19-06 08:19 PM
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4. Uh, where are the REQUIRED pictures of the dog?
I consider your post a serious breach of pet posting etiquette. One should always include a picture of the dog when talking about the animal!
Of course if you don't have any or don't want to we all understand........

In other words- I wanna see the pooch! Maybe the poor thing has ADD or something?
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Critters2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-19-06 08:36 PM
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7. All of my disks are in boxes. (See thread entitled
Edited on Wed Jul-19-06 08:38 PM by mycritters2
I'm moving and tired of packing")

I can invite you to our webshots page if you'd like.
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Wcross Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-19-06 08:19 PM
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5. Delete-dupe
Edited on Wed Jul-19-06 08:20 PM by Wcross
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Floogeldy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-19-06 08:43 PM
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9. Break out the whip!
Whipped cream, I mean. ;)

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L A Woman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-19-06 08:48 PM
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10. Bart Simpson had the same problem...
until he realized he was simply giving the wrong commands. Try saying "Sniff that other dog's butt" and "Lick yourself down there."

:-)
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Critters2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-19-06 09:35 PM
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11. I've done this
Her best one is "Beagly, ignore me. Good Beagly!!"
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