Gather Round Kiddies For Matcom's Joke O' The Day!

GEORGE BUSH IS NOT STUPID CONVENTION

In the light of all the criticism that George Bush is
an idiot, the Republicans decide to hold a "George
Bush Is Not Stupid" convention. Eighty thousand
Republicans meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium.

Trent Lott says, "We are all here today to prove to
the world that George Bush is not stupid. So ladies
and gentlemen, let me introduce President George
Bush."

After the cheers die down. Lott says "Mr. President,
we're going to prove to the world once and for all
that you are not stupid. So tell us, what is 15 plus
15?"

Bush, after scrunching up his face and concentrating
real hard for a moment, declares, "Eighteen!"

Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then the
80,000 Republicans start cheering, "Give Bush another
chance! Give Bush another chance!"

Trent Lott says, "Well since we've gone to the trouble
of getting 80,000 of you in one place, I guess we can
do that." So he asks, "What is 5 plus 5?"

After nearly 30 seconds of chin-rubbing and grimacing,
Bush meekly asks "Ninety?"

Trent Lott is quite perplexed, looks down and just
lets out a dejected sigh -- everyone is disheartened.

But then Bush starts pouting, and suddenly the 80,000
Republicans begin to yell and wave their hands,
shouting again "Give Bush another chance! Give Bush
another chance!"

Lott, unsure whether he's doing more harm than good,
eventually says, "Ok! Ok! Just one more chance -- What
is 2 plus 2?"

Bush looks down, counts on his fingers, and after a
whole minute, proudly announces "Four."

A moment of total silence, then an electric charge
surges through the stadium as pandemonium breaks out.

All 80,000 Republicans jump to their feet.

These GOP partisans start to wave their arms, stomp
their feet and create a deafening roar:

"GIVE BUSH ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE BUSH ANOTHER CHANCE!"

:rofl:

Is it supposed to taste like strawberry?

:kick:

not "the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium". :dunce:

edit: spelling very important on "repukes are dumb" posts!