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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-15-03 08:22 PM
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Poll question: Baddest Muthaphukka evah!!
Who could it be?

Who's serious 'tude so bad that it could strip paint off a wall?

Who could lay the hamma down so hard he breaks concrete?

Who never takes any crap from those jive mutha-suckas?

Who makes makes the ladies scream in eight octaves?

Who is always fo' real?

You know who it is.

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Mass_Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-15-03 08:23 PM
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1. just talkin bout' shaft
can you dig it?
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metisnation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-15-03 08:28 PM
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2. DA BOSS
the origianl richard daley...even the mafia was afraid of him. He would be all calm and cool to a point then :argh: what a pitbull of a politician..jr is the same way. Earlier this year he was like ohh you want to underfund the homeland security and not allow flybys over downtown chicago. Then boom large X's on Migs field which was a shot at the elitist that fly into there.

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CoNnOc Donating Member (74 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-15-03 08:31 PM
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3. Wolverine could take shaft!!! (nt)
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Gman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-15-03 08:35 PM
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4. Undercover Brovah
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KFC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-15-03 08:37 PM
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5. YOU UNORGANIZED PIECE OF GRABASTIC AMPHIBIAN SHIT
You know who it is, you fucking maggot.

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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-15-03 08:40 PM
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6. I can think of a whole buncha otha muthaphukkas
if I get a good response to this poll, I'll expand the list
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Journeyman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-15-03 08:53 PM
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7. My neighbor, Chris Carr. . .
There’s a park around the corner from me, a real nice place; kid’s playground and picnic area, a small lake for fishing. It’s a pleasant spot to spend an afternoon, one where I’ve spent many an hour with my children.

The park’s named for a Medal of Honor winner, a man who used to live in the neighborhood. He was an Army Sergeant, Second World War, who found himself and his squad pinned down on an Italian hillside one October morning in 1944 by heavy fire from emplaced German machineguns and mortars. Undeterred by the deadly fire that ricocheted off the barren rocks, he directed his squad to stay under cover while he climbed around the left flank and attacked the first machinegun emplacement. In a surprise assault of unexpected ferocity, he forced the surrender of 8 soldiers, whom he sent down to his men below. He was discovered as he crept towards the second emplacement, yet under withering fire he leapt to his feet and, bobbing and weaving, crouching then lunging, he charged ahead. He killed four and forced a fifth to surrender. He then went after the third machinegun, this time in the face of a thoroughly alerted enemy. So ferocious was his attack, so aggressive his shouts and bursts of gunfire, the four enemy gunners threw down their arms. The fourth emplacement was not so easily cowed. Situated on the crest of the hill, their backside protected by a fifth emplacement, these soldiers took a stand to stop this crazed man. Four died, three surrendered. And the fifth emplacement surrendered as well — all six soldiers chose capture over death. In his one-man assault, Sergeant Chris Carr overran 5 machinegun emplacements, killed eight enemy soldiers, took 22 prisoners, and saved the lives of the men of his company. When his battalion moved in the next day, it found itself in possession of the neighborhood’s commanding ground.

My family and I have lunch at the park some days. We talk about movies we’ve seen, books we’ve read, places we’d like to go. We don’t speak of troubles there, nor do we discuss the day’s events on those grassy slopes. We are content to know there are some things for which words are not necessary, that the grass and placid waters can tell us all we need to know.



Probably not what you're looking for, but I'm filled with awe that there are people as tough as Chris Carr. And if you see a picture of him, he's even more amazing. He had the looks of an accountant.

http://www.homeofheroes.com/photos/6_ww2/carr_karaberis.html
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-15-03 09:04 PM
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8. Now that's one bad muthaphukka
Good thing he's on OUR side
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ajacobson Donating Member (828 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-15-03 09:06 PM
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9. The Hebrew Hammer?
Shabbat Shalom, baby.
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