"We got him!"

December 15, 2010 - "We got him!" Those were the word of the head of international coalition forces announcing that former American President and Dictator George W. Bush had finally been captured.
Bush was found hiding in a small bunker underneath a farmhouse outside Crawford, Texas not far from his former ranch. Bush, wearing a ragged flight suit, put up no resistance and readily surrendered to a plumber that merely came to check a broken septic tack.
Upon being turned over to coalition forces, Bush has offered to turn over the hiding places of other officials of he former outlaw administration. So far this has aided in the capture of John Ashcroft, the former Attorney General. Dick Cheney, the former VP, committed suicide before being apprehended.
Bush led an American administration that illegally seized power through voter fraud ten years ago. His administration used the terrorist attack on 9/11 and fear of future terrorist attacks to systematically undermined and rollback constitutionally protected freedoms at home and launch pre-emptive aggressive wars abroad. In 2004, Bush declared Marshall law after losing the Presidential election and seized dictatorial powers. Since then Bush has imprisoned and executed hundreds of thousands dissenting Americans including prominent opposition leaders as Ted Kennedy and Bill & Hillary Clinton.
Over the last five years Bush had increasingly isolated the United States from the rest of the civilized world, marked by invasions of Iran, France and Canada.
Two years ago the United Nations, from its new headquarters in London, passed Resolution 4583 imposing trade & economic sanctions against the U.S. unless Bush stepped down and surrendered all Weapons of Mass destruction.
Bush defied the UN and threatened nuclear reprisals if the trade embargo was not lifted. However, without gas for their cars and heating oil for their homes most Americans began to actively rebel. This led to the international coalition of more than 100 countries launching "Operation American Liberation" late last year. Coalition forces were aided by the American populace that welcomed the troops with flowers. Many American armed forces and police units readily surrendered and joined coalition forces to depose the Bush regime.
As the regime fell most Bush administration officials went into hiding. Most have since been found. Bush's brother Jeb, found hiding in a Big 7 motel with Katherine Harris, was killed in a firefight with troops earlier this year.
President of the provisional American government, Al Gore who himself spent 5 years in a Bush interment camp, called the capture a great victory for democracy & freedom and asked that Republican party insurgents lay down their arms.

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Your piece would make a great letter to the editor from the future

Moving.....

it is a time travelers report from the future...

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Thanks, I needed that! :thumbsup: :evilgrin:
Ditto from my wife! :thumbsup:

Soldier: "President Gore sends his regards!"

Thought it was just another spiderhole Saddam story.

This is great satire.

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Nice!!!

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n/t

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Talk about making a lasting first impression!!

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Thanks for that and welcome to DU.

In my best thick Scottish accent...

FOOKIN' GREEEAT!!

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Or that could actualy come true:) Please don't try to underscore my statement by showing me graphs of the Clinton economy. Hillary loves Bush more than she does Chelsea I'm affraid:( Poor Chelsea:cry:

That was funny ! Welcome to the DU ! :hi:

This is just too perfect. Very clever!

Thanks in advance.

Terry