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PSPS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-23-06 02:02 PM
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Great sex for 90 days! Free!
I'm worried about Air America.

I know all radio stations have trouble selling their inventory of ad time, and that there's not many things manufactured in the US to advertise anymore. But AAR seems to be having a lot of trouble lately, based on what they run in their ad slots.

Lately, they've been back to running a lot of PSA's and house ads. As for paid ads (assuming they're not trades or barter), we have mostly snake oil:

"Hey, men! Great sex for 90 days! Free!"

"I'm 70 years old and I've got to say, honestly, that I have a fuller, thicker, head of hair than I did when I was 18 years old!"

"Match.com has Doctor Phil!"

"You can make unbelievable money on the Internet with e-bay without having to pay for anything!"


Even the local buys are worrisome. Predatory lenders, sub-prime mortgage brokers and the like.

Every once in a while, there is a gem. A local buy has a hilarious ad series for an ex-urban hardware store called, "Action Man and Sebo Boy!" voiced by George Lowe (of "Space Ghost" fame.)

Maybe it's just normal for the summer season.
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itsrobert Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-23-06 02:05 PM
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1. Listen to the other radio talk show ads
Same ads. Even Rush has the same crap. It's the norm.
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Odin2005 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-23-06 02:05 PM
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2. When I first saw this thread I thought it was by a spambot.
:rofl:
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-23-06 02:28 PM
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3. WHAT??? No ad for folding beds? They are slipping
:)
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NJCher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-23-06 02:35 PM
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4. with much regret
I have quit listening to Air America. I do miss it but I just can't take the ads anymore.




Cher
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-23-06 02:38 PM
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6. I haven't listened since they left Sirius
don;t miss them really..
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KyuzoGator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-23-06 02:37 PM
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5. The snake oil ads on AAR have always bugged me.
There was one about diet coffee that drove me up a wall.
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Tenseiga Donating Member (100 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-23-06 03:36 PM
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7. My solution for great sex for 90 days
and nothing to buy, no numbers to call

stop drinking
stop smoking
and stop being so damn insecure about the size of your penis

there, 3 steps and you don't even have to wait 2 weeks for delivery
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