CAPTIONS of a Brain-Dead Pwesident.....

slinkerwink

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Tue Dec-16-03 01:40 AM
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CAPTIONS of a Brain-Dead Pwesident.....

This is the famous moment where Bush was asked on what he thought of Dean's charges that Bush might have known something about 9/11 before it happened by his Saudi allies.

So, caption away what he's thinking in that head of his...

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rooboy

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Tue Dec-16-03 01:45 AM
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1. "9/11 ? What the HELL is 9/11 ???? " n/t

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toddzilla

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Tue Dec-16-03 01:50 AM
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2. *MUST.....NOT.....SMIRK....!!*

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Elidor

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Tue Dec-16-03 01:51 AM
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3. I'm gonna git you, sucka!

http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0095348/

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slinkerwink

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Tue Dec-16-03 01:57 AM
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5. y'know, that might actually have been his response.

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AntiCoup2K4

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Tue Dec-16-03 10:19 AM
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15. "My daddy's gonna kick your ass!"

"Who let this terra-sympathizing commie unamerkin in here anyway??"

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Cooley Hurd

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Tue Dec-16-03 01:55 AM
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4. Note to self-find out who this Dean character is and have him killed...

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kodi

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Tue Dec-16-03 01:58 AM
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6. "you're a dead man, 'ded' dead."

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Zomby Woof

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Tue Dec-16-03 02:13 AM
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7. Oops! I crapped my pants!

Side note: Lemons don't even cause that much puckering! Suck it up Georgie!

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LauraT28

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Tue Dec-16-03 02:30 AM
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8. "Daddy Help Me!"

:-P

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slinkerwink

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Tue Dec-16-03 09:56 AM
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9. ha

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BurtWorm

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Tue Dec-16-03 10:01 AM
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10. "I'm coming to get you, Barbara!"

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BringEmOn

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Tue Dec-16-03 10:04 AM
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11. Wait till my mama hears this....you're dead*

* "...don't criticize my children and don't criticize my daughters-in-law and don't criticize my husband, or you're dead."

Barbara Bush
CNN LARRY KING LIVE
October 22, 2003

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arwalden

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Tue Dec-16-03 10:04 AM
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12. Beady Eyes, Pointy Ears, Dumb Look...

... and this photo HAS NOT been edited for humor.

Why do the Freepers INSIST that his DUMBEST and most IDIOTIC looks are digitally manipulated? Does their perception of reality differ that much?

-- Allen

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underpants

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Tue Dec-16-03 10:07 AM
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14. They'd never admit it but I think even they are frightened by him

No no need to manipulate those images...he is manipulated enough as it is.

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SoCalDem

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Tue Dec-16-03 07:26 PM
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22. Freepers love his "crybaby" face.. They think it makes him look sensitive

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sexybomber

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Tue Dec-16-03 10:06 AM
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13. "You BASTARD! How dare you defy me by asking that question?"

Edited on Tue Dec-16-03 10:06 AM by sexybomber

"I am Bush, mightier than God Himself! I am Alpha and Omega! And you will know that my name is the Bush, when I lay my vengence upon thee!"

*Bush tries to smite interviewer*

Interviewer: "Mr. President, are you feeling all right?

Bush (murmuring): "Lay my vengence upon thee..."

Interviewer: "What?"

Bush: "..."

*awkward silence*

Interviewer: Uh, okay, it seems you don't want to talk about that, Lord knows why...

Bush: "I am the Lord."

God (from somewhere on the ceiling): SHUT THE F**K UP, DIPSHIT.

*lightning bolt strikes Bush*

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WillParkinson

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Tue Dec-16-03 10:20 AM
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16. Maybe if I show I'm sensitive by blowing a kiss...

He'll just let the whole thing drop.

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wysimdnwyg

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Tue Dec-16-03 10:40 AM
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17. Listen here, you little weasel...

Karl does not allow questions like that. You wanna keep your job? Then shut it.

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Aristus

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Tue Dec-16-03 11:14 AM
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18. "Okay, mus' look tuff....mus' look tuff....

Dang, why'd he have ta ask thay-at? Ah cud be cuttin' some brush at Crawferd raht nay-ow."

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XNASA

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Tue Dec-16-03 02:58 PM
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19. "That's an insurd absinuation."

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slinkerwink

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Wed Dec-17-03 05:51 AM
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27. lol

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Bertha Venation

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Tue Dec-16-03 03:01 PM
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20. heh... sucking on my lower lip... that feels funny.... uh... what?

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cosmicdot

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Tue Dec-16-03 07:22 PM
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21. after being asked if it bothers him knowing all the innocent people ...

... he has killed and maimed during his life-time, especially the last couple of years ... after a quick pause and some odd body language, W responded, "no, next question" ...

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Astarho

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Tue Dec-16-03 07:51 PM
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23. To Bush, he just sounds like Charlie Brown's teacher

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VOX

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Tue Dec-16-03 09:01 PM
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24. "Heeeeeereee's Georgie!"

"Little piggies! Little piggies! I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow hour house down!"

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cosmicdot

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Tue Dec-16-03 10:08 PM
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25. W: forgive me Father, for I have seened

George, it's sinned, but I'm not a Priest, and you're not Catholic ... guilty as hell, yes ...

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CoNnOc

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Tue Dec-16-03 10:12 PM
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26. DUDE, I'm coked out of my mind!! Where am I? Who r u?

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