The Presidential Paladin of all CAPTIONS!

"Hello, is this, um, Paul...let me see, I wrote it down somewhere...ah, is this Paul Morton?...Martin, right, I meant Martin...listen I just wanted to congratulate you on your coronation as Prime Priest or whatever you people have up there...I don't follow Canadian politics...hell, I barely follow American politics as it is...anyway, I wanted to say that even though your white-bread pseudo-country didn't back our totally kick-ass war in Eye-rack, I'd like to wipe the slate clean, and I hope you'll make a better leader than that slant-faced autocrat frog who came before you...that being said, I'd like to extend a warm welcome to you and your wife or homosexual life partner or whatnot and invite the two of you to Washington, oh, sometime around 2009...well, I really gotta visit the john, but don't hesitate not to call...bye now."

What was that thing you wanted me to get for you? Uh-huh. OK. Now where is it? OK, I'll bring it right down to you in your hole.

..Could you send over someone to clean it up. Oh, and, while you're here, could you restock the mini-bar?"

Wait a minute, let me get my hand in my pocket. Okay, now, what are you wearing?

come get me, please mom!

Yeah, this here is, um..uhhh...duh...Clinton, yeah, Bill Clinton...yeah, that's right, the guy with the penis. Um, well...I was..a wondering if uhmm, uh... you could give me uuhhh ...a F**kin' Clue here!!! I have no frickin' idea!! You gotta help me man...

Well done. (Order chicken.)

:bounce:

... man, you should see the tunnels and stuff ... I can come and go and nobody knows ...

that one's for tommy chong