Only 1 more week til Festivus: Let's start with "The Airing of Grievances"

LynneSin

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Tue Dec-16-03 02:06 PM
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Only 1 more week til Festivus: Let's start with "The Airing of Grievances"

http://www.karber.net/seinfeld/festivus/default.htm

My favorite holiday is soon upon us: FESTIVUS (December 23rd). I hope we're all out shopping for our Festivus Pole (A silver shiny pole) and getting ready for the Feats of Strengths (any volunteers).

I thought we could start by the "Airing of Grievances". SO if you have any - Air them away!!!

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TXlib

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Tue Dec-16-03 02:11 PM
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1. My grievance

Nobody has made a top ten list about me!

:cry:

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ET Awful

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Tue Dec-16-03 02:15 PM
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2. You wanna hear my grievances?

My Pretzeldent is a miserable failure.

I don't like my job.

I don't have any money.

Bah, you people don't care about my grievances, on to the feats of strength, who can pin me?

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everythingsxen

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Tue Dec-16-03 02:16 PM
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3. I DON"T HAVE ANY GRIEVANCES!!!!!!!

NOW!

On with the Feats of Strength!!!

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MissMillie

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Tue Dec-16-03 02:17 PM
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4. I hate backpacks!

I work at a college, and more times in one day than I can keep count, I am getting hit w/ someone's backpack. People never seem to realize that a full backpack on your back makes you that much bigger.

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Loonman

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Tue Dec-16-03 02:21 PM
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5. On two person sidewalk, in the ice and snow

Edited on Tue Dec-16-03 02:27 PM by Loonman

College students please keep right!

I've given up being nice, now I just shove past them.

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LynneSin

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Tue Dec-16-03 02:23 PM
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6. Don't hold up the elevator to have a conversation...

with the person getting of on that floor!!!!

:mad:

If you have something to discuss - then get off the damn elevator and grab a later one. Some of us have jobs you know!!!!

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omshanti

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Tue Dec-16-03 02:27 PM
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7. Argh! My annoying officemate keeps making personal phone calls

Hey get a clue: I DON'T CARE about your medical problems, or what you do with your boyfriend this evening. Stop disrupting the entire lab with your annoying personal phone calls or I'll snap your skinny neck!

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