Anyone ever hear of Sean Cullen?

He is a comedian from Canada. I think he is one of the best comedians on the planet. Just got his CD and I almost peed my pants.

Go to www.seancullen.com and listen to the 4 audio clips. I think you'll enjoy them :)

Thank you for the porn, the porny-porny-porn...

Porn-EE, porn-O, porn-II... Por-ling-ling-ling-ling-LIIIIIII....

That's my favourite comedy song of all time!!!:D:D:D

Sean Cullen - You’ve Got a Friend in Porn

When you’re feeling blue
you don’t know what to do
sitting all alone
waiting by the phone
the world seems so unfair
no one seems to care
when your words are ripped and torn
you’ve got a friend in porn

thank you for the porn
though other folks may scorn
the constant mindless sex
the crude special effects

it gets you through the day
whether bi or straight or gay
when you wish you were never born
you’ve got a friend in porn

when the night is long
everything is wrong
your heart is on a shelf
you have to touch yourself

reach for your old friend
the pleasures never end
and i think you’ll find
it’s a friend you can rewind

thank you for the porn
porny porny porn
porny porny porn
porny porny porn

pornee porno porni
porneedly needly nu
pornography for you
pornography for me

you’ve got a friend in porn
you’ve got a friend in porn
you’ve got a friend in porn

Best. Song. Ever.

They were hilarious live.

My fav song of his is "The chimp and the woman" the last line of lyrics is pants wetting good times!

Be back in 2 mins... :P