GET YOUR FUN FACTS HERE! WHILE THEY ARE HOT!!

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have
produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee .
(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is
produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out
to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves
to death. (Creepy.)

(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Do not try this at home...... maybe at work.)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached
to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head
off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human
jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine??)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm........)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer
than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(OK, so that would be a good thing....)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
pleasure.
(What about that pig??)

:bounce:

Banging my head against a wall is how I get my exercise. I just think about the Republicans fucking up my country and

we would create an animal that not only had sex up to 50 times a day but each act of sex would come with an orgasm that last up to 30 minutes long. (which mathematically would be about 25 hours of orgasming).

Mind-Blowing

:bounce:

or clean your yak??

I'm sure I'd be sending out some STRANGE e-mails, too. :D

you have to splice in somne human or dolphin so they can do it for pleasure.

(1) if you yelled while farting for nearly eight years, you'd have radioactive coffee;

(2) a cross between a pig and a male preying mantis would have a 30-minute orgasm but wouldn't know it because it would have had its head ripped off;

(3) a cross between a flea and an elephant would be a real danger in and to the jungle; and

(4) a cross between a human and a dolphin still couldn't outdo that pig.

fuckin' brilliant.

:D

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