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liberalitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-27-06 01:57 PM
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Yo Mama.... Gimme your "Yo Mama...." jokes....
I saw yo mama kickin' a box down the street..... I said what are ya doin'? she said, "Movin'"
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-27-06 02:30 PM
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1. Yo mama is so stank her yeast infection is sour dough.
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Ghost in the Machine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-27-06 02:39 PM
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2. Yo momma is so stank, she has to cut the strings off of her
Edited on Thu Jul-27-06 02:40 PM by Ghost in the Machine
tampons to stop her crabs from bungee jumping...

Yo momma is so fat, she can'r wear her Malcolm X jacket because the helicopters keep trying to land on her back!

You momma is so skanky that she thought Peter Pan was a wash basin in a whorehouse
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liberalitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-28-06 07:45 AM
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15. Ouch!
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deucemagnet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-27-06 02:40 PM
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3. Yo mama is so fat when she wears a red dress
the kids yell, "Hey! Kool-Aid!"
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dubyaD40web Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-27-06 02:46 PM
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4. Yo Mama's so fat
her shadow weighs 10lbs.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-27-06 02:53 PM
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5. Yo momma is so dumb
she lost her job at the M&M factory 'cause she was throwing away all the W's
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TommyO Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-27-06 03:35 PM
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6. Quick, get her a job at the White House!!
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-27-06 03:37 PM
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7. Check out YOY's theme-specific contributions
Found here.

nyuk nyuk nyuk
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-27-06 03:38 PM
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8. you mamma's so dumb
she thought masterbation was a martial arts teacher!
She thought a quarterback was a refund.
She went outside with a bowl cause she heard it was chilly
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-27-06 03:41 PM
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9. yo mama's so po
she went to mac donalds and put a shake on lay away
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TallahasseeGrannie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-27-06 03:51 PM
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10. Yo mama so fat she got her own zipcode
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-27-06 03:54 PM
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11. Yo mama's so fat they have to use the Chinese alphabet for her bra size
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-27-06 04:14 PM
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12. Yo Mama is so fat that when she hauls ass, she makes 2 trips
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WannaBePassingFair Donating Member (212 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-27-06 04:17 PM
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13. yo mamas so stupid....
she sits on the TV and watches the couch.
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-27-06 05:37 PM
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14. Yo' Mama so fat...
... when she goes to the beach, guys from Greenpeace try to drag her back in the water.
... she got her own gravitational field.
... Sherpas build base camps around her ankles.
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liberalitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-28-06 07:46 AM
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16. Sherpas..... that's cute
Edited on Fri Jul-28-06 07:46 AM by liberalitch
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Dinger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-29-06 07:28 AM
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22. Yo Mama's So Hairy, She Has Bangs On Her Knees
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RedStateShame Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-28-06 07:57 AM
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17. Ya mama's so old, I told her to act her age, and she dropped dead.
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philosophie_en_rose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-28-06 08:05 AM
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18. Your Mama's so dumb, her home page is Free Republic.
...I asked her who planned 9/11 and she said Iraq.

...she thinks Scooter Libby is that funny muppet with glasses.

...
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liberalitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-29-06 07:24 AM
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21. Ba Dum CRASH!
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MountainLaurel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-28-06 08:22 AM
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19. Yo mamma so fat, she sweats grease n/t
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pdx_prog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-28-06 04:16 PM
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20. You momma's so fat.....
when she goes to a concert and dances, she makes the band skip
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