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Everyone remembers Hildy Santo-Tomas, right? The wench from Trading Spaces who liked to glue hay to the ceiling, paint rooms nineteen shades of brown right after the victim told her "You can do anything except paint the room brown and I'll think it's just great", and other assorted Decorating Disasters? A person could get a real good education on what the fuck NOT to do with a room just by watching Hildy.
Now check THIS shit out: We have started selling, right next to the paint so stupid people will think it's an actual "how to" video instead of the basis for a drinking game (drink once if she glues anything to the wall, twice if she does something the homeowner's neighbors tell her the homeowner hates, and kill the bottle if she does something that violates any local or national code), a DVD starring Hildy Santo-Tomas in which she teaches people to decorate their homes the Hildy Way. Complete with "Hildy Hints on how to do the job right!" (I am going to assume that "pressing the Eject button right now will save you untold hours of grief" is not one of these hints.)
This is the most frightening product I saw today but not the most frightening thing. The most frightening thing is that I pulled up the SKU and found out that we've sold 50 copies of it.
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