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Dangerously Amused

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Thu Jul-27-06 07:12 PM
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I have a naked man.

Chained to my bed.

Does that make me a bad person?

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liontamer

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Thu Jul-27-06 07:13 PM
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1. only if he doesn't want to be there.

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Dangerously Amused

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Thu Jul-27-06 07:17 PM
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2. I asked him.

But the gag made it hard to understand what he said.

Oh well.

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Mutley

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Thu Jul-27-06 07:18 PM
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3. Can I come over?

:evilgrin:

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Thu Jul-27-06 07:21 PM
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6. Absolutely!

I always keep a spare on hand in the guest room.

:hi:

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Mutley

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Thu Jul-27-06 07:25 PM
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9. Woohoo! Partay!

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Guava Jelly

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Thu Jul-27-06 07:19 PM
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4. YES ..unless I am the naked man chained to your bed

:rofl:

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Dangerously Amused

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Thu Jul-27-06 07:25 PM
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8. Well then, I don't WANT to be a bad person, so come on over!

Perhaps he'll be agreeable to trading places with you. If not, well... the more the merrier!

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Guava Jelly

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Thu Jul-27-06 07:28 PM
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11. yes Mistress D_A just promise Not! to be gentle

Edited on Thu Jul-27-06 07:29 PM by GoPsUx

I'm a bad bad boy!! :rofl:

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Dangerously Amused

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Thu Jul-27-06 07:35 PM
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14. Oooooo, the badder the better!

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Deja Q

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Thu Jul-27-06 07:21 PM
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5. No. I just envy you.

:cry:

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Dangerously Amused

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Thu Jul-27-06 07:26 PM
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10. No need for envy, son.

Come on over, I've got more chains!

:evilgrin:

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Redstone

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Thu Jul-27-06 07:23 PM
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7. Only if the chains dig into his legs/wrists. Next time, use pantyhose.

They get nice and tight, without any chafing.

Just some friendly advice.

Redstone

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Dangerously Amused

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Thu Jul-27-06 07:33 PM
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12. Ah, Redstone; Surrogate Lounge Father Figure and Oracle Extraordinaire.

One can always turn to you for sound advice in all of life's most pressing matters.

:hi:

:hug:

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Redstone

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Thu Jul-27-06 07:38 PM
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15. I like that title! (Even though "father figure" implies that I'm old,

which I'll admit that I am, but I don't look it or feel it, so can we kind of just not talk about it?)

Unless we're talking about that "come to Daddy" kind of kinkitudinousness, since we seem to be reaching into that about-to-be-deleted kind of posting anyway.

Sorry, it's been a hard day for me. I'm loosening up publicly more than I would otherwise.

But you know what? I kinda like it.

Redstone

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Dangerously Amused

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Thu Jul-27-06 07:47 PM
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18. Wooo... I like it when you're loose, too!

:bounce:

So okay, we could maybe go with "Generous Keeper of Profound Wisdom and Oracle Extraordinaire."

Yeah, sorry about your bad day... :hug:

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Redstone

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Thu Jul-27-06 07:53 PM
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22. That works for me, and I thank you for it, though I don't deserve it.

I'm just another nutbar.

Although, I'll admit, one who has his moments of what cannot be described as other than pure brilliance. (THERE's some ego at work, yes?)

You've been a good friend. And never, for a moment, don't you think that I do not appreciate it.

Redstone

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Dangerously Amused

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Thu Jul-27-06 08:04 PM
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26. Ah, you do too deserve it! But if you insist, then

..."Generous Keeper of Profound Wisdom and Nutbar Extraordinaire."

:7

Hey, you've been a good friend too. And don't take it the wrong way, because it is completely not an age-related equation for me, but I do sort of see you as a father figure just in terms of the tremendous insight you have and the good advice I've seen you give to so many, myself included. From me, that's a compliment of the highest order.

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Redstone

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Thu Jul-27-06 08:07 PM
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28. And I'll accept it as a compliment of the highest order, and I'll feel

more honored than I have ever been in my life.

Really. I don't joke about stuff like this.

Redstone

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Dangerously Amused

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Thu Jul-27-06 08:10 PM
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30. Aww.

:loveya:

:hug:

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txwhitedove

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Thu Jul-27-06 10:46 PM
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47. Note, word of the day "kinkitudinousness".... Carry on.

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Oeditpus Rex

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Thu Jul-27-06 07:33 PM
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13. No

Having a naked man chained to a ________ would make you a bad person.

:popcorn:

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Dangerously Amused

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Thu Jul-27-06 07:39 PM
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16. Chained to what?? WHAT??

An anthill?

The bumper of a moving vehicle?

A... a Republican?!? :scared:

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Guava Jelly

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Thu Jul-27-06 07:49 PM
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19. ouch!!!!!! sure don't wana be chained to a republican

I'd rather be ripped a part by piranah's than chained to a republican

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Dangerously Amused

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Thu Jul-27-06 07:53 PM
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21. Essentially the same thing though.

But yeah, Republicans are a tad more vicious.

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Oeditpus Rex

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Thu Jul-27-06 07:53 PM
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23. It's fill-in-the-blank

All those work just fine. :evilgrin:

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Iniquitous Bunny

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Thu Jul-27-06 07:39 PM
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17. Yes

Silk ties are more comfy. :)

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Dangerously Amused

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Thu Jul-27-06 08:06 PM
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27. And oooohh, I could coordinate them with the bedroom colors!

Wow, practical AND fun. Thanks for the tip, I shall mend my evil ways!

:hi:

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Kat45

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Thu Jul-27-06 08:28 PM
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35. As is Japanese bondage rope.

:spank:

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Dangerously Amused

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Thu Jul-27-06 10:42 PM
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45. Oh?

How very interesting! Do tell us more...!

:7

:hi:

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SeattleGirl

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Thu Jul-27-06 07:51 PM
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20. Only if you refuse to share with me!

:evilgrin:

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Dangerously Amused

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Thu Jul-27-06 08:09 PM
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29. Baby girl, when have I ever not shared with YOU?!?

Mi hombre descubierto es su hombre descubierto!

:hi:

:loveya:

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SeattleGirl

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Thu Jul-27-06 10:32 PM
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42. Gracias!

:loveya:

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Redstone

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Thu Jul-27-06 07:56 PM
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24. I forgot to mention this: It only makes you a bad person because

it's not me.

And I'll bet you've gotten at least 375 responses that said the same exact thing.

And I'm sure they ALL meant it. You can bet your last dollar that they did.

Those shoulders....

Redstone

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Dangerously Amused

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Thu Jul-27-06 08:13 PM
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31. Ha ha! :D

My shoulders like your shoulders! :7

Mrs. Redstone is one very lucky lady!

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Redstone

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Thu Jul-27-06 08:46 PM
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38. Not the left one, they don't like.

Scars. 21 running inches of them.

No way do I ever take my shirt off at the beach.

Redstone

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Dangerously Amused

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Thu Jul-27-06 10:40 PM
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43. Are you kidding?

Scars are part of amazing and wonderful YOU, and they help to tell your life story... they are testament to the events which made you into the beautiful man you are today. That's sexy in my book.

:hug:

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xchrom

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Thu Jul-27-06 08:00 PM
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25. i hope so -- what would be the fun other wise?

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Dangerously Amused

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Thu Jul-27-06 08:14 PM
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33. True. It keeps my membership in the Naughty Girls secure, too.

:hi:

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xchrom

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Thu Jul-27-06 08:37 PM
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37. well, all you REALLY need to keep your naughty girls membership alive

is a few willing gossipy gay male friends -- like the ones here at du.

we could keep your rep sizzling forever!

just no signed affidavits. ok -- well maybe some.

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Dangerously Amused

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Thu Jul-27-06 10:53 PM
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48. I love Love LOVE my gossipy gay male DU friends!

Y'all guys are the coolest, sweetest, funniest, smartest and hottest, ev-ah. In fact, y'all have me seriously considering a gender reorientation. :7

:* :* :* :* :*

:hi:

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xchrom

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Fri Jul-28-06 06:22 AM
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62. and we love you -- i mean who would we be

without our girl friends?!?!:bounce:

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RevCheesehead

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Thu Jul-27-06 08:14 PM
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32. Only if you don't share.

Which DUer is it?

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Dangerously Amused

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Thu Jul-27-06 08:26 PM
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34. I think it's pretty much a sin to not share a nekkid man with a reverend.

Don't want to go to hell now, do we? But I would share with you anyway. :hug:

Who is it? I would tell you, but I don't know how long the answer would remain accurate, given the volunteers up thread...

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RevCheesehead

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Thu Jul-27-06 08:32 PM
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36. Yeah, I've noticed that.

And you know, it's their secret desire, isn't it? :evilgrin:
(I just saw George Michael on Countdown)

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billyskank

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Thu Jul-27-06 09:13 PM
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39. Yes

Cos it's not me :cry:

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Dangerously Amused

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Thu Jul-27-06 10:29 PM
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40. YOU are MORE than welcome to be my nekkid man!

Yum-maaay! :9

Sure you can't swing a layover on the trip home...?

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billyskank

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Thu Jul-27-06 10:44 PM
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46. With emphasis on the "lay" part?

:evilgrin:

:loveya:

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Dangerously Amused

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Thu Jul-27-06 11:01 PM
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49. Um...

...yeah. :blush:

:loveya:

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billyskank

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Thu Jul-27-06 11:12 PM
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52. I made YOU blush?

Quite an achievement! :hug:

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Dangerously Amused

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Thu Jul-27-06 11:27 PM
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53. My first blush, ever!

I was saving myself for you. :7

:hug:

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billyskank

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Thu Jul-27-06 11:31 PM
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54. I am so honoured

:hug: :loveya: :D

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Dangerously Amused

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Fri Jul-28-06 12:05 AM
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55. Honored is good.

Naked is better. :7

Come on, they're just clothes. Pleeeeeze?

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billyskank

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Fri Jul-28-06 12:08 AM
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56. For you, I would

:hug:

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Dangerously Amused

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Fri Jul-28-06 12:18 AM
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57. Ooohhhhh billy!

:loveya:

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billyskank

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Fri Jul-28-06 12:19 AM
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58. But not here

yivver is due back any minute. ;)

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bridgit

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Thu Jul-27-06 10:30 PM
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41. this thread is worthless without pics & a sound file...

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Dangerously Amused

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Thu Jul-27-06 11:04 PM
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50. Agreed, but...

I think the mods have had enough excitement for a while.

:hi:

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Xithras

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Thu Jul-27-06 10:41 PM
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44. Only if you don't have a safeword!

kinky

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Dangerously Amused

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Thu Jul-27-06 11:06 PM
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51. Well, we do

...but the gag makes it hard to understand what he's saying.

Oh well.

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querelle

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Fri Jul-28-06 12:36 AM
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59. I have a naked man.

Lucky you............

Q

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Dangerously Amused

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Fri Jul-28-06 01:20 PM
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64. No need for envy,

...join us and make it two!

:hi:

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yvr girl

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Fri Jul-28-06 12:48 AM
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60. Only if you haven't left him some water to drink

Oh, and there is a mattress, right?

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Dangerously Amused

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Fri Jul-28-06 01:47 PM
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65. He seems to prefer those fluffy blended drinks with the little umbrellas.

And Red Bull. Plenty of Red Bull.

And not to worry, the mattress is top notch. One of those pillow top thingies. Nothing but the best for my love slaves.

:hi:

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WCGreen

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Fri Jul-28-06 01:47 AM
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61. Oh this is just sick and wrong....

Why didn't I think of it....

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Dangerously Amused

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Fri Jul-28-06 01:48 PM
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66. Hey WC!

:hi:

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MissHoneychurch

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Fri Jul-28-06 06:25 AM
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63. No, just a very lucky one

where does one find those species? :evilgrin:

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Dangerously Amused

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Fri Jul-28-06 01:52 PM
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67. It's not so much "find," but "create."

And it's simple too... once you know the secrets:

:hi:

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deadparrot

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Fri Jul-28-06 02:09 PM
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68. ...

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Dangerously Amused

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Fri Jul-28-06 02:31 PM
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70. I know, but I thought I'd go easy on the mods for awhile.

But I can go one better - there are some totally hot, half-nekkid DU guys running around in the Lounge, here:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x5429114

and here:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x5429359

Yum-maaay!

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In_The_Wind

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Fri Jul-28-06 02:21 PM
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69. 0ooh

Did you put something soft under the chains or will he have bruises?

BTW ~

:evilgrin: You aren't a bad person at all!

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Dangerously Amused

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Fri Jul-28-06 02:38 PM
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71. Well...

... he won't have bruises if he doesn't struggle. :evilgrin:

:hi:

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Redstone

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Fri Jul-28-06 07:06 PM
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72. Wait a minute. That post is, like, 18 hours after your original one.

Give the guy a break, would you?

(Unless he likes being in for the long haul, of course.)

Redstone

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