I am DEMMAN- I am here to offend the entire planet

Here is the story

Everyone here knows the joke. Everytime you masturbate, God kills a kitten, Please think of the Kittens.

Last Tuesday my wife goes to Tennasee. I am sitting around so I decide to put that joke on my answering machine. The next morning Human Resources from her temp job call to offer her a full time postion. She is the number one pick. Well the message offends someone in the HR position and all of a sudden they are considering going to the number two pick and she is labeled as some kind of kinky sex queen. Her voice is not on the machine, she is not a kink queen and she is a tremendous accountant and the message has nothing to do with her abilities. Now I have to call and apologize to this person. BTW my wife is not mad at me and considers the matter ridiculous.

People need to fucking take a powderand not take themselves so damn serious.

DEMMAN

Your answering machine?? :spank: That is funny! I always saved my humorous machine messages for when I wasn't job hunting, though...

If it were me calling, I'd have laughed, but I don't offend easily.

Spelling edit.

grin. Yeah, the world runs on boring sods that can't see a bit of humour once in a while. That sucks. Glad your wife is not bothered by this and I'm sure it will blow over, just because some uptight twerp did not have a laugh. I think it's pretty funny actually.

I don't know, I'm not easily offended and I think I would have laughed my ass off if I'd have gotten that message. But being that your wife was being offered a professional position where, ostensibly, they don't talk about masturbation too often, I can see where the woman on the other end might have been a bit taken aback. But for her to offer the job to someone else is ridiculous.

Cat

I don't know, I'm not easily offended and I think I would have laughed my ass off if I'd have gotten that message. But being that your wife was being offered a professional position where, ostensibly, they don't talk about masturbation too often, I can see where the woman on the other end might have been a bit taken aback. But for her to offer the job to someone else is ridiculous.

Cat

I don't know, I'm not easily offended and I think I would have laughed my ass off if I'd have gotten that message. But being that your wife was being offered a professional position where, ostensibly, they don't talk about masturbation too often, I can see where the woman on the other end might have been a bit taken aback. But for her to offer the job to someone else is ridiculous.

Cat

I don't know, I'm not easily offended and I think I would have laughed my ass off if I'd have gotten that message. But being that your wife was being offered a professional position where, ostensibly, they don't talk about masturbation too often, I can see where the woman on the other end might have been a bit taken aback. But for her to offer the job to someone else is ridiculous.

Cat

I kept getting the "website is not responding" error message. So I hit back instead of reload, thinking it would prevent multiple posts, and there they are anyway!

:dunce:

would you really want a permanent job working for a company that makes hiring decisions based on such factors?