Johnny Depp on Letterman. Please tell me

babylonsister

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Thu Jul-27-06 11:10 PM
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Johnny Depp on Letterman. Please tell me

he's useless, talentless, ugly, and not worthy of bearing kids with?
Thanks.

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rusty charly

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Thu Jul-27-06 11:11 PM
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1. nope. nope. and nope.

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pitohui

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Thu Jul-27-06 11:11 PM
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2. well i won't say that all that

but he's getting pretty old, isn't he over 40 now?

does that help? :-)

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Selatius

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Thu Jul-27-06 11:12 PM
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3. He looked the same in the Chocolate Factory that he did in Scissorhands

The man can hide his age well.

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Sydnie

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Thu Jul-27-06 11:12 PM
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4. Nope ... the only guy my daughter and I agree on!

Yummy and talented too.

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hopeisaplace

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Thu Jul-27-06 11:13 PM
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5. I'm the only woman on the planet who doesn't have a thing for Johnny Depp

Edited on Thu Jul-27-06 11:16 PM by hopeisaplace

..it's lonely in this club :wow:

edit: grammar

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amitten

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Thu Jul-27-06 11:24 PM
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12. May I join you?

I think he looks creepy and gaunt...not too healthy, like he's had one too many of those cigarettes.

I'm a George Clooney kind of girl.

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hopeisaplace

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Thu Jul-27-06 11:27 PM
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15. Well, I'm out of the club (see post below) LOL!

But YES to George Clooney. I'll fight ya for him. *ducks*

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hopeisaplace

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Thu Jul-27-06 11:24 PM
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13. Ok. Just watched him on Letterman. I'm quiting the club.

hubba, blubba, thudda, hubba. *faint*.*thud*

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petronius

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Thu Jul-27-06 11:13 PM
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I think my wife agrees with you

She's told me repeatedly that I'd better pray he never crosses her path. (She must really hate the guy...)

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babylonsister

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Thu Jul-27-06 11:13 PM
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6. ...and quirky, smart, and adorable?

I might be back with adjectives! :rofl:

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kpete

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Thu Jul-27-06 11:17 PM
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7. hot hot hot

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HarukaTheTrophyWife

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Thu Jul-27-06 11:17 PM
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8. I'm a dyke, who's straight for Johnny.

YUM!

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TheFriendlyAnarchist

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Thu Jul-27-06 11:29 PM
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16. I'm straight and gay for him

Edited on Thu Jul-27-06 11:29 PM by TheFriendlyAnarchist

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Jamastiene

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Thu Jul-27-06 11:29 PM
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18. I'll second that, plus

he despises Bush. Moved from America over the election from what I heard.

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HarukaTheTrophyWife

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Thu Jul-27-06 11:41 PM
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19. And not only did he live in HST's basement (nearly blowing himself up) but

he also paid for his funeral monument. A giant Gonzo Fist with a cannon at the top to shoot the ashes out of.

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Beausoir

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Thu Jul-27-06 11:18 PM
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9. He also loves to play Barbies with his daughter.

I read a recent article where he stated he does "character exploration" with the Barbie he is playing with at the time, trying out different voices and personalities. His little girl gets really mad at him when he does that. "Dad! Just play normal with them!"

I wanna watch Johnny play Barbies.

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Lars39

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Thu Jul-27-06 11:20 PM
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10. youtube has some lovely pics of Mr. Depp.

And a good interview or two. :blush:

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everythingsxen

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Thu Jul-27-06 11:22 PM
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11. I'm straight...

and I would totally do Johnny Depp. Just for the bragging rights.

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Floogeldy

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Thu Jul-27-06 11:26 PM
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14. Rush and Sean idolize you for the way you so ignorantly bash Hollywood.

You have a great future, on FOX.

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babylonsister

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Thu Jul-27-06 11:29 PM
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17. Huh? nt

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