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billyskank

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Thu Jul-27-06 11:28 PM
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Jazz jokes!

What's the best thing about a drum solo?

It means the bass solo is over! :)

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billyskank

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Thu Jul-27-06 11:29 PM
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1. How many bass players does it take to replace a light bulb?

Three. One to change it, and the other two to look on disapprovingly and say:

"That ain't how Jaco woulda done it, man."

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Bassic

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Fri Jul-28-06 06:22 AM
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6. No the answer is

None, the keyboard player can do it with his left hand.

Yet bass players are the best! :D

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TheFriendlyAnarchist

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Thu Jul-27-06 11:30 PM
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2. What's the difference between a bass player and a large pizza?

A pizza can feed a family :P

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billyskank

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Thu Jul-27-06 11:32 PM
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3. This is turning into 'bass player jokes'

;)

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mikeytherat

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Fri Jul-28-06 06:02 AM
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5. Did you hear about the time the drummer locked his keys in the car?

It took almost two hours to get the bass player out!

(yes, I am a bassist and, yes, I can laugh at myself!)

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Bassic

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Fri Jul-28-06 06:23 AM
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7. Nice gear man.

But you don't have enoguh strings :P :hi:

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grasswire

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Fri Jul-28-06 02:45 AM
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4. my jazz musician friends used to tell one...

....about there being no bridge in Indiana, but I've forgotten exactly how it goes. I miss my friends terribly; they were the best ever.

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Burma Jones

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Fri Jul-28-06 07:33 AM
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8. A few Trumpet Jokes

How many trumpet players does it take to change a lightbulb?
Five: one to handle the bulb, and the other four to tell him how much better they could've done it.

Why don't Gorillas play Trumpet?
They're too sensitive

What do trumpet players use for birth control?
Their personalities.

How do trumpet players traditionally greet eachother?
"Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm better than you."

How many second trumpets does it take to change a light bulb?
None they can't reach that high.

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