10 Random Answers....

1. In Andy Warhol's bathroom.

2. Cow Springs, Arizona, 1981.

3. Cheech Marin.

4. He jumped three feet, straight up in the air and let out a girlish scream.

5. Milktoast.

6. God only knows.

7. Next Sunday.

8. Naugahide.

9. A pogo stick, a toothpick, and an ironing board.

10. He licked it.



These are the answers. Do you have the questions to go with them?

1. Where did Warhol keep his wig?

2. Where was the site of the first cattle mutilation blamed on aliens?

3. Who was the least funny of the Cheech and Chong duo?

4. What did SteppingRazor do when he saw Toots and the Maytals and they opened with "Pressure Drop"?

5. What do you get when you milk a loaf of bread?

6. Why the hell does that 35% or so of Americans continue to support Bush?

7. When is SteppingRazor popping the question to his girlfriend?

8. What's a good substitute for pleather?

9. Name three tall, skinny objects:

10. What did Mr. Owl do to the Tootsie Roll Pop?

Here are your questions:
1. Where's my lipstick?
2. Where was that movie filmed?
3. Who's the guy with the funny hat?
4. So what happened when you told him you were gay?
5. What's for lunch?
6. Can woodchucks chuck wood?
7. When's the Rapture coming?
8. What's that coat made out of?
9. What will you need to build the bomb?
10. Why's that kid stuck to that lamp-post?

Now, I will need YOUR questions...Please answer thoroughly; the second question is of great importance, being the Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.

1. A 1998-model Vespa with chrome siding
2. 42
3. Is is, Iton, is is.
4. LBJ stole it
5. Saturn, Maistro, Saturn!
6. The goth kid named Jon with the cool hair
7. By siphoning the coffee into the centrifuge
8. Genghis Khan's brother, Don.
9. SIEMPRE!!!!
10. The moorfolk of the halfworld versed in runes

1. What was the best deal my brother ever made, by trading a sock puppet named "Blinky?"

2. At what age do "official" epiphanies happen to everyone in the world?

3. What is the shortest sentence, with the greatest number of I's in it?

4. How did president Johnson get that Vespa with the chrome trim he used to ride around on at his ranch?

5. What did the 1st chair violinist from the planet "Kleeb" orchestra say, when his conductor asked where their next gig was?

6. You'll never guess who's really a closet member of the Heritage Foundation.

7. Bill the scientist liked his coffe black. Gerald, Bill's new assistant put cream in it by accident. How did Bill rectify this most perplexing problem?

8. Were there ever any "metrosexual" Mongols?

9. What did Michael Jackson yell, when his hair caught on fire?

10. Who did the craziest adaptation of "West-Side Story you have ever seen?

1. In Andy Warhol's bathroom.
Where did I leave my underwear?

2. Cow Springs, Arizona, 1981.
Where can I find suspension parts for my cattle?

3. Cheech Marin.
Who was born in east L.A?

4. He jumped three feet, straight up in the air and let out a girlish scream.
Describe G.W. Bush's Yale cheerleading routine.

5. Milktoast.
Why is the toaster on fire?

6. God only knows.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

7. Next Sunday.
Will the FBI ever find the bodies in my crawlspace?

8. Naugahide.
What consumer product has lead to the hunting and extinction of naugas?

9. A pogo stick, a toothpick, and an ironing board.
Whatt does McGuiver need to build an atomic bomb?

10. He licked it.
What did Beavis do to that toad?