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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-28-06 02:47 PM
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Happy SysAdmin Day.
Edited on Fri Jul-28-06 02:48 PM by swag
July 28 is System Administrator Appreciation Day.

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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-28-06 02:48 PM
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1. WIth what do we gift our SysAdmins?
Candy? Flowers? Paper? Linens? Profuse hickeys?
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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-28-06 02:55 PM
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2. Those are all very thoughtful ideas.
Martinis are also nice, for givers who are uncomfortable going down in the server closet.
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Placebo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-28-06 03:07 PM
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3. You want someone to go down on you in the server closet?
I heard you SysAdmins were a sick bunch, but...I never.

:o
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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-28-06 04:00 PM
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5. If Yahweh had not wanted us to engage in fellatio and cunnilingus,
It wouldn't have given us such nice mouths and tongues.
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-28-06 03:17 PM
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4. Gift ideas...
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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-28-06 05:11 PM
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6. That is NOT how you do network wiring
and network wiring is done by a network analyst, not a sysadmin.
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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-28-06 05:15 PM
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7. Yeah, yeah, whatever.
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Medium Baby Jesus Donating Member (592 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-28-06 05:47 PM
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8. I have one for mine.
:pipebomb:

:argh:
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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-28-06 06:03 PM
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9. Make sure s/he doesn't get you first.
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GirlinContempt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-28-06 06:24 PM
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10. Why thank you
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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-28-06 06:25 PM
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11. You're welcome.
I haven't had this much fun since Steak and Blowjob Day.
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GirlinContempt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-28-06 06:31 PM
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12. Wow.
That's awfully impressive.


Wait, how did I miss Steak and Blowjob day?
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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-28-06 06:35 PM
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13. Thread got locked before you could celebrate properly:
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GirlinContempt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-28-06 09:09 PM
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14. Damn
Was it good for you?
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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-28-06 10:27 PM
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15. Oh, I think we went to see another stupid band that night.
No steak, no blowjob.

Maybe a belated celebration this weekend.

Good suggestion.
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GirlinContempt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-28-06 10:30 PM
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16. Am I invited?
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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-28-06 10:31 PM
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17. How do you like your steak?
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GirlinContempt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-28-06 10:33 PM
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20. Allll right


Medium thick please :D
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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-29-06 12:14 AM
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31. "Everybody wants somethin'
they never give up.
Everybody wants somethin'
they'll take your money

and never give up."

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GirlinContempt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-29-06 01:40 AM
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32. Truer words have never been uttered
Sing on, Wheels, sing on. :cry:
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swimboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-28-06 10:32 PM
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18. I sure wish I had known about this a little earlier in the day.
I'm a very giving person.

:hi:






(accidently first typed :ho: and that just won't do)
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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-28-06 10:52 PM
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22. Your reputation precedes you.
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-28-06 10:33 PM
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19. Good call
Everybody hates their sysadmin! :D
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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-28-06 10:53 PM
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23. That's the only reason the job is gratifying.
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-28-06 10:56 PM
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25. It's the job for people who love to say no!
;)
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Crabby Appleton Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-28-06 10:36 PM
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21. My users celebrated
by beating the crap out of me all day long, worst day of this month for users creating disasters for me to fix.

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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-28-06 10:54 PM
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24. At least the month is almost over.
You have my sympathy.

And I'm sure your lusers will best themselves in August.
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-28-06 10:59 PM
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26. lovely tangle of wires there, i especially like the red ones...
:thumbsup:
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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-28-06 11:06 PM
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27. Thanks so much.
The red ones have a very special function.

As does the tangle.
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-28-06 11:19 PM
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30. por nada swag dearest, though that tangle reminds me of a particular...
freeway exchange in LA
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Crabby Appleton Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-28-06 11:10 PM
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28. We use red for crossover cables
the seeming tangle helps prevent inductive coupling, that's my story....
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-28-06 11:17 PM
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29. and a lovely story it is, as well here a belated welcome to du...
Crabby Appleton :hi: :kick:
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