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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-29-06 03:17 PM
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What can you do, that no one else (or very few) can do?
Apparently, I can make you think naughty thoughts, just by talking to you.
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-29-06 03:17 PM
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1. Sorry, but you've never made me do that.
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-29-06 03:49 PM
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7. It has an on off switch, Dude
Just to let you know
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-29-06 04:41 PM
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11. Good thing
Just stating a fact, that's all
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-29-06 03:24 PM
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2. My dear MrScorpio!
Welcome to the club, baby!

You're not the only one who can make me think naughty thoughts!

:evilgrin:
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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-29-06 03:29 PM
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3. Well, you must have exercised your mojo, because naughty
thoughts are in my head all the time. :evilgrin: You're doing a great job! :hi:

OK....something I can do that no one else can: don't want to get your thread locked, but I'm an Energizer Bunny when it comes to certain...um...activities.... I'm in the top 1% of the female population when it comes to, let's say, satisfaction. :evilgrin: I'm sure there are other women who fall into that group, but I've never met any of them. :)
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-29-06 03:38 PM
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4. Do you mean the giving satisfaction?
Or the receiving?

:evilgrin:
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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-29-06 03:50 PM
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8. Actually, both....
:hi: :evilgrin: I've never had a complaint yet.
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-29-06 03:55 PM
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9. Me either.
:evilgrin:


:hi:
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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-29-06 06:06 PM
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17. Way to go, Mutley!
:applause: :evilgrin:

I KNEW we had a lot in common! :)
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-29-06 06:35 PM
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23. Ok ladies knock it off.. you are making me have sinful thoughts
:)
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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-29-06 06:42 PM
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24. That's what we're SUPPOSED to do!
:evilgrin: :hi:
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-29-06 06:46 PM
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25. mission accomplished !!
:)
:hi:
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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-29-06 06:52 PM
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28. Glad to hear it!
:hi: :D
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-29-06 06:11 PM
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20. If you ever meet any of these other one-percenters....
phone numbers? Please? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeease?




Please?
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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-29-06 06:27 PM
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21. If you insist....
:hi: :evilgrin:
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-29-06 07:38 PM
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30. Gently insist
Gentle insistence is good. I'm one of the other side's one-percenters... :evilgrin:
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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-29-06 08:05 PM
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31. Hats off to you then....
:hi: :patriot: I haven't known many male one-percenters!!! :applause:
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-29-06 08:25 PM
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32. You can leave your hat on
Sorry...Joe Cocker moment.

I usually impress the chicks by doing my Joe Cocker imitation. By impress, I mean that they invariably call 911 because they think I'm having some kind of seizure. :-(
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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-29-06 08:43 PM
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33. Hmmmm....
:rofl: Here's to Joe Cocker, then....
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-29-06 03:46 PM
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5. I can play Bach's Partita No 3 in E major at speed.
:bounce:
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-29-06 03:49 PM
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6. Apparently I've got a "voice like an angel on speed."
I'm still trying to figure out if that's a good thing. :shrug:
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-29-06 06:09 PM
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19. Does that mean
you can do Handel's "Messiah" in under two minutes?
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wildhorses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-29-06 04:31 PM
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10. my elbows bend backward and I can pop my left thumb in and
out of socket...and you thought I was gonna make a dirty post:P
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-29-06 04:45 PM
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12. In my line of work, that can come in plenty handy
Edited on Sat Jul-29-06 04:45 PM by MrScorpio
I may have to keep you on retainer
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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-29-06 06:31 PM
Response to Reply #10
22. Wow! I'm glad you posted that!
Edited on Sat Jul-29-06 06:32 PM by NewWaveChick1981
I'm double-jointed too... I can do really weird things with my fingers, and I can touch my thumb all the way forward to my wrist. My elbows do what yours do too!

I don't show off this bizarre talent to anyone except someone who is interested in it, so don't worry about me freaking anyone out... :rofl:

Very cool! :hi:
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-29-06 05:08 PM
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13. Disclocate my left shoulder at will.
It's a skill I gained after unwillfully dislocating my left shoulder.
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-29-06 06:47 PM
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27. I had mine reconstructed
so I can't do that anymore. Thank Bukowski. (why is it always the left shoulder?)

I can dislocate my left pinkie at will though. Popped it out in a wrestling match once, did it again a few times in practice, then another match, soon enough it became a regular occurence. It's such a nuisance I almost want to cut it off. :)
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TheFriendlyAnarchist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-29-06 05:10 PM
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14. I can pick my nose with my tongue, and put my tongue down my own throat
I just have a reall strong, long, tongue :evilgrin:
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Joe Fields Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-29-06 05:30 PM
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15. I can belch the alphabet.
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calico1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-29-06 05:35 PM
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16. I can wink equally well
with either eye.
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-29-06 06:08 PM
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18. Big deal
I can wink with both at the same time... :P
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-29-06 06:47 PM
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26. I can type on a keyboard
wtih ym epnis

but not very well :)
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Courtesy Flush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-29-06 06:54 PM
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29. I can stand with one foot in the bathroom, one in the kitchen, and one in
my neighbor's house.

I really need to get rid of my old prostheses.
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