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ck4829 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-28-06 10:07 PM Original message |
Why I believe the Rapture hasn't happened yet |
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leftofthedial (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-28-06 10:09 PM Response to Original message |
1. all the tech support staff are Hindu |
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Ready4Change (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-28-06 10:19 PM Response to Reply #1 |
4. Yep, the Rapture's been outsourced. |
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TayTay (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-28-06 10:12 PM Response to Original message |
2. Maybe God just took a real good, hard long look at the Rapturees |
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tularetom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-28-06 10:13 PM Response to Original message |
3. You may be right but I prefer to believe |
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smirkymonkey (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-28-06 10:21 PM Response to Reply #3 |
5. Hah - just wait until next Tuesday! |
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Oldtimeralso (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-28-06 11:15 PM Response to Reply #5 |
8. Can I have your car? n/t |
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smirkymonkey (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-29-06 12:43 PM Response to Reply #8 |
35. I'm too stupid to drive, so I don't have one, but you can have my |
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Oldtimeralso (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-30-06 09:30 PM Response to Reply #35 |
44. Hey smirkymonkey |
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gordianot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-28-06 10:25 PM Response to Original message |
6. If Dobson and Falwell were raptured it would be a great comfort. |
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bluerum (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-28-06 11:05 PM Response to Original message |
7. I think it's because God is laughing his ass off watching these morans |
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Reckon (729 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-28-06 11:19 PM Response to Original message |
9. Stop being bigots. |
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TygrBright (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-28-06 11:34 PM Response to Reply #9 |
13. Well, strictly speaking... |
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Reckon (729 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-28-06 11:44 PM Response to Reply #13 |
14. So it's ok crack jokes about blacks or gays as long as their repubs? |
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TygrBright (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-28-06 11:54 PM Response to Reply #14 |
16. Don't worry about it. I are one of them and I ain't worried... |
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Warren DeMontague (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-28-06 11:57 PM Response to Reply #9 |
18. People who HONESTLY BELIEVE that they're going to be "beamed up" |
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Reckon (729 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-29-06 12:06 AM Response to Reply #18 |
20. So you think we're going to gain support by being bigots? |
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Warren DeMontague (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-29-06 12:17 AM Response to Reply #20 |
23. Argument #2: We're alienating "values voters"! |
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proud2BlibKansan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-29-06 12:58 PM Response to Reply #23 |
38. You just stated my personal platform |
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proud2BlibKansan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-29-06 12:54 PM Response to Reply #20 |
37. Who wants them in our party? |
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Reckon (729 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-29-06 05:01 PM Response to Reply #37 |
40. What you may not understand is |
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proud2BlibKansan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-29-06 10:24 PM Response to Reply #40 |
42. The Christian Dems I know |
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Withywindle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-29-06 12:14 AM Response to Reply #18 |
21. Can I get an "Amen!" |
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Warren DeMontague (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-29-06 12:19 AM Response to Reply #21 |
24. I agree 100%. But I still say Ann Coulter is looking awfully Gollumish |
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Withywindle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-29-06 01:39 AM Response to Reply #24 |
33. Precioussss.... |
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Reckon (729 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-29-06 12:33 AM Response to Reply #21 |
32. We need kind people like yourself. A uniter not divider. |
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Withywindle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-29-06 01:46 AM Response to Reply #32 |
34. Dunno if I was really all that kind... |
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proud2BlibKansan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-29-06 12:49 PM Response to Reply #9 |
36. These talibornagains bring it on themselves |
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moc (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-29-06 11:03 PM Response to Reply #9 |
43. I'm a Christian, and I'm laughing my ass off! |
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SammyBlue (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-28-06 11:19 PM Response to Original message |
10. Because the idea of the rapture is BULLSHIT!!! |
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Reckon (729 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-28-06 11:23 PM Response to Reply #10 |
11. So what, then don't believe it. |
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Nikki Stone 1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-28-06 11:33 PM Response to Reply #11 |
12. No one's knocking Christians. I'm Catholic and we don't believe in this |
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Reckon (729 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-28-06 11:51 PM Response to Reply #12 |
15. Then that would be like people cracking jokes about |
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TygrBright (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-28-06 11:55 PM Response to Reply #15 |
17. Hahahahahahahahah!!! You don't know Catholicism very well, do you? |
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Nikki Stone 1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-29-06 12:05 AM Response to Reply #17 |
19. Amen to that, Tygr Bright. (nt) |
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SammyBlue (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-29-06 12:15 AM Response to Reply #15 |
22. Go yell at any stand up comedian or movie writer (Kevin Smith) |
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me b zola (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-29-06 12:32 AM Response to Reply #15 |
31. You clearly lack a sense of humor. |
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proud2BlibKansan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-29-06 01:03 PM Response to Reply #12 |
39. I was raised Catholic |
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LSK (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-29-06 12:21 AM Response to Reply #11 |
28. not all Christians believe in Rapture. |
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Warren DeMontague (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-29-06 12:22 AM Response to Reply #11 |
29. I don't believe a fertilized egg is the moral equivalent of a "baby" |
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LSK (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-29-06 12:19 AM Response to Original message |
25. so its not happening next Tuesday??? |
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Warren DeMontague (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-29-06 12:20 AM Response to Reply #25 |
26. Tuesday's not good for me. Can we do Thursday afternoon, instead? |
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LSK (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-29-06 12:21 AM Response to Reply #26 |
27. just make sure you give me your car by monday night |
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Warren DeMontague (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-29-06 12:24 AM Response to Reply #27 |
30. Here it is. The mileage leaves a little to be, um, desired. |
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Zhade (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-29-06 05:03 PM Response to Original message |
41. Alternative explanation: there may be no gods. |
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