Whine as though you were a Republican.

In honor or my summer cold, which could not have come at a worse time, please participate in the Whine as though you were a
Whiny assed titty baby Republican thread.

MILLIONS. MILLIONS. MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF DOLLARS. My lawyer says it was a once in a lifetime thing and I let it go (because I didn't know it was such a lucrative deal; I was waiting for something more lucrative--who can blame me?). Now, even if I take any of the other jobs I can still get--I'll only clear a few hundered thou by year's end. MILLIONS, people. My GOD. It's all my wife's fault. She spent the whole week before I turned down that employer whining about her stupid problems. Like the "suspicious lump" her doctor needs her to get biopsied. I know! The nerve! Never marry a "career woman," fellas, they're always focused on Number One.

The left side of my face hurts and I can't breathe out of it. The actifed isn't working. I'm tired and I can't sleep. Oh yeah, whine like a Republican...

yea, and KLINTOON'S PENIS cuzed all the problims facing amurika 2day.

is knowing that at least gays can't get married. </freeper>

taking everything that's mine away from me.

I can't cope; pass a law!

the Democrats fault! Especially Bill Clinton!

send their living children to Iraq!!!