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Robb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 06:27 PM
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I'll be drunk and discharging large-caliber firearms in my yard shortly
...As, lo, I am a bachelor here for about a week. And this is very nearly tradition in my little hick town. If all goes well, I'll see if I can burn the back tire off my motorcycle in the driveway. That is, if it starts.

I may try to set off a bottle rocket from my bottom. No tellin'. :silly:
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 06:28 PM
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1. You might want to check out the ebaum's world link on the
moran who set off the bottle rocket from his bottom.

He HAD to have some really nasty burns on his bum. :hi:
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Robb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 06:34 PM
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5. He just didn't do it right
Sack misplacement, if I remember correctly. :D
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YellowRubberDuckie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 06:29 PM
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2. Just be careful...
We'd hate for you to lose a finger.
Duckie
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democracyindanger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 06:30 PM
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3. Put a little cooking oil on the tire
before you gas it. Not that I've ever done it, mind you.
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Robb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 06:34 PM
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4. That should make it burn more evenly
...although the white paint I put on it to make a planter should take care of that.
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GalleryGod Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 06:35 PM
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6. This guy's ridin' shotgun
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Robb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-03-06 06:44 PM
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7. Yay! My hero!
HE'LL know something good to do with the tractor battery. You know, once we get it pried open. :P
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