Anybody up for a flamewar on the Rainforest Cafe?

HiFructosePronSyrup

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Thu Aug-03-06 06:38 PM
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Anybody up for a flamewar on the Rainforest Cafe?

I'm not sure where I stand, so I'll give somebody else the honor of taking a position and then I'll disagree with them.

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Tyler Durden

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Thu Aug-03-06 06:56 PM
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1. My kid liked it...

The salad greens were fresh, and I had a Corona with lime. A little noisy, tho...

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HiFructosePronSyrup

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Thu Aug-03-06 06:58 PM
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2. Yeah, you'd pretty much have to be a kid to like that place.

What kind of adult would actually want to go? Nobody, that's who.

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Taverner

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Thu Aug-03-06 06:58 PM
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3. I have a BIG problem with them!

OK...after a day at Disneyland wifey, kid and I are tired. So we think "Rainforest Cafe - that sounds nice" so we fucking hoof it across Downtown Disney, me carrying kid because he's tired, and with a bad knee needing surgery at that.

And I get to the place, and there IS A FUCKING LINE JUST TO WAIT IN LINE!!! I'm bloody serious - its a line to get on the wait list, which is, like 4 hours wait.

WTF?????

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HiFructosePronSyrup

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Thu Aug-03-06 07:00 PM
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4. Fuck you, their aquarium rocks!

People should be happy to pay money just so they can wait and look at that thing!

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NNadir

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Thu Aug-03-06 07:01 PM
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5. I've never been there.

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HiFructosePronSyrup

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Thu Aug-03-06 07:02 PM
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6. Bullshit you haven't.

I took you myself!

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NNadir

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Thu Aug-03-06 07:09 PM
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7. That's a bunch of crap. You must have been stoned out of your gourd

Edited on Thu Aug-03-06 07:09 PM by NNadir

as usual, because that wasn't me, you fuck.

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HiFructosePronSyrup

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Thu Aug-03-06 07:35 PM
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10. I've got photographs that prove you wrong...

and the receipt from that tatoo parlor later that evening! So try arguing with that, assgoblin!

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NNadir

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Thu Aug-03-06 07:46 PM
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11. Fuck off with that weak photoshop shit.

I don't really care what part of the Rainforest Menu you had tattooed on your ass, by the way.

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HiFructosePronSyrup

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Thu Aug-03-06 07:49 PM
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12. That's it! I'm putting your ass on ignore!

Good day sir!

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NNadir

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Thu Aug-03-06 07:51 PM
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13. Like I'm going to miss you!

Fucking Rainforest piece of shit.

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HiFructosePronSyrup

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Thu Aug-03-06 07:52 PM
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14. I said goodday sir!

Can't you read?!

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NNadir

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Thu Aug-03-06 07:53 PM
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15. You said you were going to put me on ignore!

Liar!

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HiFructosePronSyrup

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Thu Aug-03-06 07:54 PM
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16. Quit stalking me!

If you don't cease and desist replying to me I'm going to contact the mods and my lawyer!

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NNadir

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Thu Aug-03-06 07:59 PM
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17. Like you have a fucking case.

You were out of it the moment you started in with photoshop. I already told you that. Is there some reason that can't penetrate your thick skull and get into your tiny brain?

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HiFructosePronSyrup

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Thu Aug-03-06 08:04 PM
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18. DNA doesn't lie, dude.

Edited on Thu Aug-03-06 08:04 PM by Bornaginhooligan

The Fudge Volcano isn't just an item on the dessert menu.

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Midlodemocrat

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Thu Aug-03-06 07:11 PM
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8. Love it, love it, love it.

Especially how they donate to the real rainforest preservation fund.

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ForrestGump

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Thu Aug-03-06 07:25 PM
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9. Not sure I knew it was a chain

The only one I remember seeing is something similar to that name on Ventura Boulevard in the (San Fernando) Valley. Kinda seem to recall someone mentioning one here in Vegas, too, like maybe at the MGM Grand.

Gotta be better than the Chain That Shall Not Be Mentioned, though.

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