I've lost my religion - Democratic Underground

alwynsw

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Wed Dec-17-03 01:51 PM
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I've lost my religion

I've escaped the 700 Club!

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underpants

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Wed Dec-17-03 01:52 PM
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1. Congrats

Yeaaaaaaaaaah!

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mac56

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Wed Dec-17-03 01:53 PM
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2. Is that you in the corner?

That was just a dream...

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Runesong

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Wed Dec-17-03 01:57 PM
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3. I found Jesus

He was behind the couch the whole time :P

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alwynsw

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Wed Dec-17-03 02:04 PM
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5. And I thought he was in the basement with Krishna

who'd a thunk it?

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SOteric

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Wed Dec-17-03 01:59 PM
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4. Congratulations!

No go forth and sin some more. Er...something like that.

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Rainbowreflect

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Wed Dec-17-03 02:17 PM
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6. There was a great quote in a book I read.

The author's wife was stopped by a women in a shopping center who asked her, "Have you found Jesus?"
The author's wife replie, "Oh dear, I didn't know he was lost."
That one I will never forget.

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MissMarple

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Wed Dec-17-03 02:35 PM
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10. Thanks , I'm definitely using that next time. It's a perfect response.

Sometimes I just stare at them. It's rude, but better than saying something rude. But I'm getting old enough that people don't even ask me that much any more.

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info being

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Wed Dec-17-03 02:27 PM
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7. Christmas is a good time to remember...

that Christian beliefs are as crazy as believing in Santa Claus. OK, yes I'm sure Jesus existed...a cool guy who had a lot of influence. But he wasn't no god.

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Snow

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Wed Dec-17-03 02:34 PM
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9. Myths are great stuff,

very useful, educational, etc. And what makes you think Jesus wasn't a god? It's the "he's the only son etc" bit that I have problems with......

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Dr.Phool

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Wed Dec-17-03 02:33 PM
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8. A good thing

I talked to God the other day, and he told me Robertson, Falwell, and ALL the Bushes were assholes.:evilgrin:

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