I Went to a demolition derby last night in KANSAS!! ask me anything

Guava Jelly

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Sat Aug-05-06 12:37 PM
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I Went to a demolition derby last night in KANSAS!! ask me anything

I am happy to say i didn't see any mullets.
What a night!!! 3 dollar beers bad tattoos and hillbilly hair.
it was a total podunk white trash carnival atmosphere I stayed until midnight
Then came home and stayed up until 3:30 am talking to my Lesbian neighbors sudanese homophobic boyfriend.
Woke up with a purple ring around my lips from the wine 40 minutes before I had a hair cut appointment.
for some reason i have a headache?

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djeseru

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Sat Aug-05-06 03:29 PM
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1. Okay, now I'm jealous.

I'll bet it was great - the people-watching, not to mention it being a demolition derby - I've always wanted to go to one! Sounds as though someone had a fun Friday night...
:thumbsup:

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Guava Jelly

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Sat Aug-05-06 04:22 PM
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2. to fun for my own good i guess

boy i can feel it today :)

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leeroysphitz

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Sat Aug-05-06 04:38 PM
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3. Hey didn't I see you at The Sizzler last night?

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Guava Jelly

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Sat Aug-05-06 04:39 PM
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4. maybe was i staggering like a drunken fool

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leeroysphitz

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Sat Aug-05-06 04:44 PM
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8. Lil' bit, lil' bit...

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graywarrior

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Sat Aug-05-06 04:40 PM
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5. Better take an IQ test. You may have dropped a few points.

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Guava Jelly

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Sat Aug-05-06 04:44 PM
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7. that and i am sure a few teeth probably fell out

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graywarrior

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Sat Aug-05-06 04:45 PM
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9. Have an urge to sleep with your sister yet?

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Guava Jelly

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Sat Aug-05-06 04:47 PM
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10. more then one of them

eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww creepy

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graywarrior

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Sat Aug-05-06 04:57 PM
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11. Get yerself a pack o Luckies & roll em up into the sleeve of yer t-shirt

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Joe Fields

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Sat Aug-05-06 04:42 PM
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6. I always wanted to be a crash test dummy.

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Jamastiene

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Sun Aug-06-06 03:17 AM
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12. Are you sure the purple ring was from the wine?

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Guava Jelly

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Sun Aug-06-06 06:25 AM
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13. I did wake up next to smurfette

she seamed pleased :)

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