My pets consider me a god - Democratic Underground

GURUving

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Wed Dec-17-03 08:47 PM
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My pets consider me a god

Edited on Wed Dec-17-03 08:48 PM by GURUving

I spend the day hunting and foraging while they just sit around and bark or meow at people, and then - magic!

I have sacks of animal-smelling food that are poured into bowls.

and fresh water! The cat gets it directly from the faucet!

I am truly amazing.

on edit: Shhhh! I don't want to ruin it. Don't mention anything about grocery stores!

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nothingshocksmeanymore

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Wed Dec-17-03 08:50 PM
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1. If I fed your pets, they'd consider me a god

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WillParkinson

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Wed Dec-17-03 09:38 PM
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9. You don't even have to feed us...

And we consider you a god!

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Kathy in Cambridge

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Wed Dec-17-03 08:59 PM
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2. One of my cats drinks from the faucet too

he sits and waits for someone to turn it on for him. Very cute!

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Padraig18

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Wed Dec-17-03 09:01 PM
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3. Ah, the burdens of being a god...

... I like the worship, but I wish they would learn to answer the phone, or run the washing meachine and vacuum cleaner while we're at work. :P

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salinen

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Wed Dec-17-03 09:11 PM
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5. My little girl dog

worships me. She's been telling all the other dogs in the hood that they need to praise and worship me or they will be damned to a small backyard for eternity.

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thehonesttruth

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Wed Dec-17-03 09:10 PM
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4. i'm always...

...coming home and telling my dog, "i made this" and showing him a 20 pound sack of dog food, or telling him that i made new chairs and clothes, and he really thinks i'm the smartest man ever.

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Cleita

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Wed Dec-17-03 09:13 PM
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6. Mine think I'm a servant. Where did I go wrong?

:shrug:

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Myra

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Wed Dec-17-03 09:18 PM
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7. Let me guess Cleita, you have cats?

Not dogs?

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Cleita

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Wed Dec-17-03 09:36 PM
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8. One dog who thinks she's a cat having been raised

among them. She too thinks I am her maid.

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