Best song review EVER - Democratic Underground

dolo amber

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Wed Aug-09-06 07:01 PM
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Best song review EVER

In re: Janet Jackson's new song "Call On Me".

Janet.

New track is shit. Absolutely by-the-book "r&b".
I'd wager I could have made a better track myself with Reason & Pro Tools using only my unclothed penis to hit the controls. Done and dusted in 12 minutes.
Your tit fell out at the Superbowl. That would have been a good note to bow out on.

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:rofl:

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sundog

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Wed Aug-09-06 07:43 PM
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1. the new video is just craptastic

:cry:

it's a mess

who the fuck is doing her wardrobe these days

she's not even trying anymore

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1i8RBf3oc0

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idgiehkt

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Wed Aug-09-06 08:05 PM
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2. does anyone but me think that superbowl thing was rigged?

I think it was a publicity stunt, probably one of the biggest ever pulled. She took a huge gamble with that, and I don't know if she won or lost.

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dolo amber

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Wed Aug-09-06 08:14 PM
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3. I think it might've been *discussed*

I can't imagine something like that was totally spontaneous.

Still..."unclothed penis", eh?

:rofl:

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progmom

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Wed Aug-09-06 08:39 PM
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4. ok, so I agree (except for the penis part)

But...I heard the second single last week and it's about 1000X better. It sounds like classic Janet....it was a huge release after hearing that horrible Call On Me.

On a funny note - Virgin labeled the advance disc "Autumn Leaves" - I assume to confuse any would-be Janet-fan-music-thieves.

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sundog

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Thu Aug-10-06 09:16 AM
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7. i was wondering how long it would be till you showed up in this thread

:eyes:

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MiniMandaRuth

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Wed Aug-09-06 08:53 PM
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5. They're was actually a pretty decent trance song

called 'Call on me'

I like that song.

But this video is.... weird.

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sundog

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Thu Aug-10-06 09:15 AM
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6. what's going on here?

what the fuck is this?

look at this shit

her stylist should be shot

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progmom

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Thu Aug-10-06 09:23 AM
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9. that hat!

:wow:

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progmom

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Thu Aug-10-06 09:24 AM
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10. those SHOES!

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sundog

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Thu Aug-10-06 09:22 AM
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8. you know, i have a bloody brilliant idea

Edited on Thu Aug-10-06 09:27 AM by sundog

i can score a used 303 for pretty cheap

i'll bang my unclothed penis on it for 10 minutes & work up an epic galloping bassline

we make big money & be superstars

you can bang your unclothed vagina on it for the "dolo amber vs. victor calderone remix"

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dolo amber

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Thu Aug-10-06 09:36 AM
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11. *!*

:rofl:

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