Amuse me!

:)

thank you!

(the internet expression "rofl" in my extremely heavy Southern Accent)... :P

Q

That would be a terrible way to wake up.

:) the cock suckers one kills me!!

http://snakesonaplane.varitalk.com/
And Samuel L. Jackson will call your friends....or you...it's fun.
Duckie

thank you!!

I took it just to amuse you.

thanks :)
Now I wonder what beer taste good with the head of jesus.
:)

You know, the whole body & blood of Christ thing...

you just rip his head off and chug away :)

Jesus with a yummy cabernet center. I bet he'd widen his fan base.

We can make him out of crackers filled with a nice shot of vino.
We'll be rich i tell ya rich!!

because I thought they'd be a funny party snack.

all the amusement, has oozed outta my body....

Its sitting in a cup though....

Is oozing healthy?? :)

its part of our daily requirment, didn't you know that?...;)

I lack the ability to ooze

:)

:evilgrin:

that I am a young woman :)

with your leud yet sexy posterior shots :)

at THAT age I was way too shy to post something like that - yet alone to get pictures taken like that of me :)

Hey 11 months ago I wouldn't show my ass to a proctologist :)

21??? I didn't become nutz till I was 23 :rofl:

and fun to flirt with also :)

I am the same in RL. OK, I am not showing my butt that often in RL, but otherwise ...

As a teenager I was really shy and scared of men. I barely talked to them. I got my first kiss when I was 20. It took me a couple more years before I had my first bf. Of course after I came out of my closet and I started to have fun I had to make up for all the years lost. :evilgrin:

Hell I had a hell of a time meeting and keeping girls growing up because i was pretty shy and wanted thier affection so badly I scared them off most of the time..
you know I'd fall hard and fast then i would get crushed and cry like a baby.
Isnt love grand :)

I was like "What should I do?? What should I do?" as he was sticking his tongue into my mouth. I decided to do the same :) He was a really good kisser (as I can say now from experience) and he taught me good :evilgrin:
I was the ugly duckling when I was a teen. Too much acne and no style.

I fall easily in love. But when I get hurt too much I can cut a man out of my life fast even if I I loved him.

Wish i had the ability to say fuck it sometimes.
I think Change can be terrifying.
and I think the ugly Duckling has made a nice looking swan!! if you dont mind me saying

Thank you :hug:

I became a strong woman. I don't want to depend on men and sometimes I have the feeling they don't like it.

Yes, change can be terrifying but healthy. I am open for new things, otherwise I wouldn't have gone to the U.S. to be a nanny without knowing what to expect. The same with my internship in the U.S. Some people called me brave but it never felt like that for me. I wanted to do it and both times I learned a lot about myself. Beside, the when I was a nanny I got my first kiss, when I was an intern I had my first bf. What else can I ask for? Maybe I should work in the U.S. then I might find a husband :)

American men love accents.
What state are you going to out of curiosity?

South and North the East Coast :)

I know right where that is :)

I'll have to have you sign a waiver of liability.