Why God Never Received Tenure at a University:

Why God Never Received Tenure at Any University:

1. He had only one major publication.

2. It was in Hebrew.

3. It had no references.

4. It wasn't published in a refereed journal.

5. Some even doubt He wrote it himself.

6. It may be true that he created the world, but what
has he
done since then?

7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.

8. The scientific community has had a hard time
replicating his results.

9. He never applied to the Ethics Board for permission
to use human subjects.

10. He rarely came to class, just told students to
read the Book.

11. Although there were only ten requirements, most
students failed his tests.

12. His office hours were infrequent and usually held
on a mountain top.

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