'Gangsta-Rap' Tea Party!!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTU2He2BIc0

I totally need to call Congress now.

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They were on two episodes from 1985...one of my favorite SNL skits ever. Here's some of it people have pieced together, I can't find a full transcript anywhere:

I’m a white guy, I don’t take no crap
When I deliver my white rap

I got my money the old fashioned way
My granddaddy dropped dead one day

I’m rich, hot damn
I never had to go to Vietnam

Got a BMW and MBA
Vote GOP on Election Day

On Sundays for an extra thrill
We fire up the Weber grill
Invite some white guys and their wives
We drink to within an inch of our lives
Then it’s off to Ruth and Ed’s
Where we wind up in each other’s beds
I wake up, Ruth’s next to me
I’m so glad I had a vasectomy

But that’s all right, we won’t fight
It’s just not done when your extremely white

we're extremely white- that's right-
we walk with our buttocks extremely tight

The Wife says:

Drop him off at the railway station
Grip my teeth in sheer frustration

Then it off to the tennis club
For a tennis match and body rub

We all go shopping. I buy a dress
Put it on the white guy’s American Express

"I'm liberated. I belong to NOW.
But I voted for Reagan anyhow

Vodka, Gin and Sweet Vermouth
Lots of bran to keep our bowels loose...

that's all I can find, it's a classic.

****ed in the *** (00:40)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxy9BUTtLlk

Truth in advertising (2:38) <---this one is REALLY good.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j50Xd40EfJg