How long before the TSA mandates that we be cryogenically frozen

ZombieNixon

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Thu Aug-10-06 11:35 AM
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How long before the TSA mandates that we be cryogenically frozen

before getting on a plane?

You know...so we're not threats. :shrug:

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Haole Girl

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Thu Aug-10-06 11:38 AM
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1. What's the strangest thing TSA did to you?

I had one of their guys ask if he could "feel" my ankles. I said, "Sure." But, I didn't expect what happened next. As he felt up my ankles he just looked up at me for what seemed like an eternity. The weirdo! I only let women TSA agents feel me up now, and only after getting their full name first!

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ZombieNixon

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Thu Aug-10-06 11:41 AM
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3. Weirdly enough,

I've never been hassled by the TSA. I mean, by looking at me, you'd think I'd be first on their list, but nothing's ever happened to me. I must exude patriotism or something. :crazy: :D

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Haole Girl

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Thu Aug-10-06 11:43 AM
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5. You just have such an innocent face, I guess! :)

I do travel quite a bit...at least once every 2 months, so it's bound to happen.

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ZombieNixon

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Thu Aug-10-06 11:44 AM
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6. Me...innocent...

:rofl:

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anarch

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Thu Aug-10-06 11:40 AM
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2. I'm sure the airlines would be pretty happy

if they could stack people like cargo. And no more worries about providing meals and beverages during the flight, either.

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ZombieNixon

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Thu Aug-10-06 11:41 AM
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4. Just shove us in tubes,

like they do with overworked employees in Japan. :D

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dolo amber

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Thu Aug-10-06 11:45 AM
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7. I hate flying...so that'd work for me

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ZombieNixon

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Thu Aug-10-06 11:46 AM
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8. Well, in that case, I pray you're never my seatmate.

Because I would freaked out by some frozen lady sitting next to me. :D

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Rabrrrrrr

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Thu Aug-10-06 11:50 AM
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9. I'd welcome it with open arms. No more hassles, no discomfort,

no long ass boring flights with stale air and shitty food...

Sounds perfect!

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