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Burma Jones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 02:46 PM
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My new daughter's Due Date is the Day After Tomorrow
Edited on Thu Aug-10-06 02:46 PM by new_beawr
The Wife is getting a tad impatient.........

Do you think it would help if I FUCKING called my Senators?
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WritingIsMyReligion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 02:47 PM
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1. They might, ahem, speed things along.
:evilgrin:

Congrats, btw. :D :hi:
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 04:13 PM
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2. Doesn't mean nuttin! My wife is over 2 weeks overdue now!
She's pissed!
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politicat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 04:34 PM
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3. AS my sister's midwife said...
Get out the candles and have a romantic evening together. As long as her water hasn't broken....

The uterine contractions are supposed to help.

However, senators are usually not useful when it comes to romantic evenings.
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 04:35 PM
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5. The prostaglandins help to ripen the cervix too
Even if it doesn't help, it's a good idea to have a little fun pre-baby because it's difficult to manage for some time after.
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-10-06 04:34 PM
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4. Congrats!
:bounce: :)
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