Well, I'm apparently not very good at this guy thing

at least not compared to some of the other fellas I know.

I don't watch sports, nor care about the outcome most of the time. If I am watching hockey, I change the channel if there's a fight. I don't hunt nor fish, and I find NASCAR and monster truch rallies to be massive wastes of fossil fuel.

I don't care for porn, of any kind, really. I don't scratch nor belch with any pride.

I don't own any leather shoes. I rinse and lather, but I do NOT repeat. I use conditioner. My soaps are exotic and smell of patchouli and lavender. They come from far away places.

When I go to the gym, I don't stare at the spandex Bambi no matter how she bounces on the treadmill. I also don't grunt and groan through every set.

I don't eat meat, and I don't even own a bbq-thing-device. I own only the very basic power tools (drill, circular saw, etc).

I copycat threads posted by girls saying that they aren't good at being girls.

What is a boy to do? :shrug:

I think we can agree that gender stereotypes suck. :*

BTW, LK, Sunshine and Turquoise (his two plastic turtle friends) say hi. :hi:

http://www.smalltime.com/dada/fortune.html :thumbsup:

will it hurt me?

:rofl:

I'd say you are, in fact, good at the guy thing, lol. better than many I've seen, in fact.

you got the girl... :headbang:

I barely have any hair to make one with!

is it a purse or a murse or a man-bag, or what?

I had a ponytail for a very, very long time so that's not getting it.

Thanks, flvegan. You just gave me a genuine belly-laugh with that one! :rofl:

What the heck is a murse?

Seriously though, be careful with that KMF Patchouli stuff, if you get pulled over by a dickwad townie cop. They don't understand that body care products can smell like patchouli and they'll try to harass you and search your car. At least, that's what my experience was.

I take it the worst of the worst, and next thing you know, I'm zrrbrrting pitbull bellies, much to their delight. How manly is that?

And they can search my car. I don't like it, but that's okay. Besides, the look on their face when I tell them that the smell is "the scent of far away spices applied via soaps and moisturizers" is priceless, coming from someone that looks like me.

And pit bulls have perfect bellies for zrrbrrting. I miss the foster pit bull I had for a week. He was so cool (and scared to death of one of my cats). Unfortunately, I can't really have a permanent dog right now though.

This one guy we have here was used as bait and left for dead. He's a pit as much as the day is long. He's afraid of his own shadow. I'll start petting him, rubbing those ears, talking baby talk...then, when on his back, he sees me go for that belly. He gets the big zrrbrrt and looks at me like, "why would you motorboat my tumtum, daddy?"

after his owners were evicted. He was out there for a week or so, but he was a little lucky because it happened by a school, so kids were hopping the fence to feed & play with him. Also, it was in a ghetto and no one took him for bait. Despite a crappy start, he was all tail wagging and doggie kisses and surprisingly not food aggressive in the slightest. He liked my other cats, but Midnight went after him, so he would run away from her. Now he's in another hopefully permanent home.

Midnight is an 8lb nearly toothless cat that just doesn't take shit from anything. She used to beat up our 95lb German Shepherd and she enjoys trapping the black lab we have on weekends in closets. Just backs the poor thing right into that closet and then won't let her out. Of course, she's also has a "red file" (dangerous) folder at the vet's office and she once got trapped outside in a blizzard for two weeks. She came home super skinny, but otherwise totally fine. She's a badass that has earned her little black leather spiked collar.

About to get her ass stolen, dammit



Half hour later, emergency vet...flvegan ain't letting go



I've posted these before, but it seemed fitting.

I just want to get down on that floor and hug both of you.


:hug:


Do you still have her?

No. She's living the life with her new family. The dad is very special there. He's her me.

We get updates, but all parties are very, very happy. AND, I might add, she has changed the hearts and minds of folks that didn't like "pitbulls" in the past.

I'm just like you in those respects except I do like my porn.

What kind/type of porn? Any particular individuals involved?

I think that I could learn to like it. A lot.

it all depends upon what mood I'm in.

Hard to explain...everyone has his/her own individual tastes.

:shrug:

More...explore the space...gotta have more...

Your killer good looks are just icing on the cake, baby.

I'll save the rest for a PM...

(Even though I do some of the stuff you don't.)

Being a man means taking responsibility, and that statement about covers everything.

And you take responsibility, as you feel you need to. So that makes you a guy's guy, at least to this particular guy.

Anyone else doesn't think so? Fuck 'em.

Redstone

Regardless of what we don't agree upon, I've got the Redstone blessing. What I do that you don't, and what you do that I don't...don't matter here unless we hit a crossroads of discussion.

Redstone...always genuine...don't let that sig fool you.

I might need an update, though. Just to be sure.

Kind of like adaware...you know, "your definitions are 14 days old..."

Mmm Mmm Mmm, yessir!


:9

= sigh =


Look, a girl can dream, can't she?

Leave me to my dreams, you cad! They're all I have! = sob =

Well, it's interactive "porn".

I am generally not interested in watching sports and will generally only find out the result if I think it is going to be a topic of conversation in my social life. NASCAR and monster truck rallies and those kind of events have never appealed to me

I have enjoyed books by authors like Jane Austen and Charlotte Bronte. I enjoyed the TV miniseries of "Pride and Prejudice" immensely and also enjoyed the movie adaptation of Emma (both of which I have on tape). I get emotional at the end of movies and in other circumstances. I also like reading some books such as those Chicken Soup for the whatever series and so on

I'm hopeless at fixing things or using power tools

I try to place an emphasis on good manners and etiquette

I like some types of shopping -although mostly for CDs and books -and will spend hours in a shopping centre.

The old rules for guys no longer apply and you're doing just fine, better than most, in fact...:thumbsup:

Rhiannon:pals:

;)

is a Hummer!!! I just saw the commercial. Takes all the girliness out of a tofu-eatin', non-gruntin' type like yourself!

Now, all I need is someone to give me a Hummer.

Okay, that was wrong.

You know, she who truly hates me. Or has something changed?

Btw, I really didn't think about the double entendre. It's Saturday night, I'm going over my sermon--I couldn't possibly think about sex!

but, how can you NOT think about sex?

Just asking...

or my sermons end up wierd. But I recently raised one parishioner's brow, when I stated that, by the traditional understanding of the term...I am not celibate.

Oh, and when I moved recently, and had parishioners help, i threw out my electric boyfriend--so as not to embarass them or me. Just ordered a new one. WAiting, waiting...

Oh, my. Buzzz, buzzz.

I'm sorry, that wasn't right. I can't imagine...I think about sex all the time, and I think a sermon just wouldn't happen with me.

I am glad that there are folks like you that are more mature and able than I.

Christian vegetarianism that you'd find interesting. Girardian analysis and the like.

If I don't get it done soon, I may learn just how serious he is about non-violence!


'Night!

your thread gave me an ad for "french soaps".

BTW, don't worry about all that other crap. I rarely eat meat. I fell asleep when my friends took me to a monster truck. And watching a car go around a track repeatedly bores me to death.

And as ya said, you got the Redstone blessing. You're set.

Well, I used to. I have a long term girlfriend now, so no more of those shenanigans.

The only things I differ on:

I Dont use conditioner, I dont have exotic soap (Irish springs!), I eat meat, and when I go to the gym, I COVERTLY stare at the jiggle.

And if your not groaning and grunting at the gym, your not lifting enough! Although, don't do one of those roid screams..lol..those are dumb. HEYYYAAAAAAAHHHHHGRRRRRRRR

"If I am watching hockey, I change the channel if there's a fight"
:wtf:

"I rinse and lather, but I do NOT repeat. I use conditioner"
too much shampoo is bad for your scalp... and conditioner is OK, but don't overdue it, and definitely not every day

"I copycat threads posted by girls saying that they aren't good at being girls"
don't worry, it's lame when the girls do it too :spank: