HeadOn: Applied directly to the forehead.

UrbScotty

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Fri Aug-11-06 12:20 AM
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HeadOn: Applied directly to the forehead.

HeadOn: Applied directly to the forehead.

HeadOn: Applied directly to the forehead.

Discuss.

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Fenris

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Fri Aug-11-06 12:27 AM
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1. HeadOn: Applied directly to the forehead.

HeadOn: Applied directly to the forehead.

HeadOn: Applied directly to the forehead.

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auntAgonist

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Fri Aug-11-06 12:28 AM
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2. HeadOn: Applied directly to the forehead.

HeadOn: Applied directly to the forehead.

HeadOn: Applied directly to the forehead.

Discussed :rofl:

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Haole Girl

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Fri Aug-11-06 12:28 AM
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3. Does that stuff work?

And, what does it smell like?

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bigwillq

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Fri Aug-11-06 07:02 PM
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13. It worked for me.

Can't really remember it having a scent.

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bicentennial_baby

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Fri Aug-11-06 12:30 AM
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4. No, no, no, it's...

HeadOn: Applied directly to the forehead.

HeadOn: Applied directly to the forehead.

HeadOn: Applied directly to the forehead.

HeadOn: Applied directly to the forehead.

HeadOn: Applied directly to the forehead.

HeadOn: Applied directly to the forehead.

HeadOn: Applied directly to the forehead.

HeadOn: Applied directly to the forehead.

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Haole Girl

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Fri Aug-11-06 12:35 AM
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6. Oh, sorry

:shrug:

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Rufus T. Firefly

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Fri Aug-11-06 07:23 PM
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17. Just shows how ingenius (and insidious) the commercial is.

Do they make ANY medical claims? Nope. Just a cult-like mantra.

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BrotherBuzz

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Fri Aug-11-06 12:31 AM
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5. Josh Blue applying chapstick...

HeadOn: Applied directly to the forehead.

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NMMNG

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Fri Aug-11-06 12:40 AM
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7. Pure quackery

Chemical analysis has shown that the product consists of almost entirely wax. The two listed active ingredients: white bryony (a type of vine) and potassium dichromate are diluted to .000001 PPM and 1 PPM respectively.<2> At these levels it is unlikely that they have any effect. The active ingredients found in HeadOn are:

Bryonia Alba (White Bryony) 12X H.P.U.S.
Iris Versicolor (Blue Flag) 12X H.P.U.S.
Kali Bichromicum (Potassium Bichromate/Dichromate) 6X H.P.U.S.
Hydrastis Canadensis (Golden Seal) 30X H.P.U.S.
Sulphur (Sublimed Sulphur) 12X H.P.U.S.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HeadOn

About as effective as your lip balm. :eyes:

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deadparrot

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Fri Aug-11-06 12:43 AM
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8. The remix, if the original doesn't give you enough of a headache:

Edited on Fri Aug-11-06 12:44 AM by deadparrot

http://headonesselremix.ytmnd.com/

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UrbScotty

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Fri Aug-11-06 04:59 PM
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9. Shut Up: Applied directly to the Lieberman. (nt)

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KamaAina

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Fri Aug-11-06 07:02 PM
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14. Sorry, that would be the butthead, not the forehead.

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UrbScotty

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Fri Aug-11-06 08:49 PM
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19. True (nt)

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bigwillq

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Fri Aug-11-06 07:02 PM
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15. I like that one!

:bounce:

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SeattleGirl

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Fri Aug-11-06 05:03 PM
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10. Aaaaargh!!!!

:spank:

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Jamastiene

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Fri Aug-11-06 05:05 PM
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11. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Edited on Fri Aug-11-06 05:09 PM by Jamastiene

I hate that commercial. I hate that commercial. I hate that commercial.

Interesting that before that commercial I don't have a headache, but after it, HeadOn is the last thing I want to use to get rid of the headache that commercial gives me.

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Reverend_Smitty

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Fri Aug-11-06 08:54 PM
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20. A brilliant marketing strategy...don't you think?

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UrbScotty

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Sat Aug-12-06 11:58 AM
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26. Wow... Good point. (nt)

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KamaAina

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Fri Aug-11-06 07:01 PM
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12. I heard Zinedine Zidane and Marco Materazzi would be endorsing it.

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sakabatou

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Fri Aug-11-06 08:57 PM
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21. .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6gwK6zBQLo

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Rufus T. Firefly

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Fri Aug-11-06 07:21 PM
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16. Wish they made a hemmoroidal ointment.

I'd record a day's worth of TV just to capture it.

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WritingIsMyReligion

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Fri Aug-11-06 10:23 PM
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22. They DO.

For serious. It's called "FreedHem."

"FreedHEM...Freedom from hemmoroids."

YouTube "FreedHEM." I am dead-fucking-serious.

:D

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Rufus T. Firefly

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Sat Aug-12-06 10:53 AM
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24. I hoped they'd do the obvious...

"FreedHEM - applied directly to the anus."
"FreedHEM - applied directly to the anus."
"FreedHEM - applied directly to the anus."
"FreedHEM - applied directly to the anus."
"FreedHEM - applied directly to the anus."
"FreedHEM - applied directly to the anus."

Accompanied by video, of course.

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ashling

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Fri Aug-11-06 07:47 PM
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18. How do you use it ?

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Mutley

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Fri Aug-11-06 10:34 PM
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23. I hate that commercial

I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it. :grr:

HeadOn: Applied directly to the forehead.

HeadOn: Applied directly to the forehead.

HeadOn: Applied directly to the forehead.

HeadOn: Applied directly to the forehead.

HeadOn: Applied directly to the forehead.

HeadOn: Applied directly to the forehead.

Ahhhhhhhhh!! :grr: :silly: :grr: :crazy: :grr: :silly: :grr:

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Lady Effingbroke

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Sat Aug-12-06 10:58 AM
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25. HardOn: Applied directly to the...

:evilgrin:

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