my script:: anti bush commercial

Wide shot of old west Main Street
cut to close up of sheriff turning around to reveal that he's Bush.

a small boy runs up and tugs his sleeve "Sheriff, Sheriff, Big Bad Kim has rode in and he's lookin for trouble"

cut to Close up of Asian eyes squinting under cowboy hat
cut to close up of hand flexing over pistol grip
cut to close up of bullets in chamber with glowing red tips

cut back to Sheriff looking down Main Street towards the black garbed Big Bad Kim

Suddenly there's an uproar behind him, a woman: Stop it, stop it!"

The Sheriff whips around to observe a Sadam figure in farmer overalls
shooting a lady in the tush with a slingshot.

cut to close up of Sheriff's eyes squinting

cut to his pistol whipping out and firing

Sadam blasted against wall

cut to close up of Sheriff blowing smoke from the barrel, his lips mouthing "Mission Accomplished"

cut to long shot of Sheriff walking away from Main Street, the panicked residents gesturing towards Kim as the Sheriff walks in the opposite direction.

fade to black.

Nice job.

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Very funny! :toast:

I'd like to see an ad that just alternates Bush's speeches where he says something like "I support homeland security" followed by a list of cuts in baggage handlers and air marshals, or "I support the troops" followed by lists of vet's benefits cuts. Straightforward, not funny, exposes Bush's lies.