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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 03:20 PM
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I feel like corrupting a straight girl -- I'm bored
Any takers? You have to be at least 18.

(Don't EVEN try it, straight boys!)
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Call Me Wesley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 03:44 PM
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1. Oh!
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 04:10 PM
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18. Where's Heidi???
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Call Me Wesley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 04:20 PM
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30. Safe!
:rofl:
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 04:21 PM
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32. DAMN! Foiled again!!!
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Call Me Wesley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 04:26 PM
Response to Reply #32
39. LOL!
:hi:
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 04:28 PM
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43. Hehehehehe
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RetroLounge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 03:46 PM
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2. You can have my wife's number...
She already helped on girl get her toaster...

RL
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 04:07 PM
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11. But she's not really a straight girl
:hug: :hug: :hug:
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RetroLounge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 06:05 PM
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75. She has no idea...
Maybe, maybe not, bi? Who the fuck knows.

I think she's become asexual, which is a shame...

RL
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 08:49 PM
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77. Oh jeez... I hadn't heard any of the updates, man.....
Maybe she'll figure stuff out. Just remember: you didn't "cause" anything... okay?
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RetroLounge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 09:10 PM
Response to Reply #77
82. I know. Thanks.
I wouldn't want to be in her shoes. Must suck...

:hi:

RL
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 09:19 PM
Response to Reply #82
84. I hope she's seeing someone (therapist)... she sounds confused
as hell.... oi. Chin up, bucko!
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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 03:47 PM
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3. I'm already corrupt, and I'm bi.
So you'd just be wasting your energy on me. :hi:
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 04:07 PM
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12. Too bad -- I'll be down in Boone in a few weeks
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Debi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 03:52 PM
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4. My husband would love you
corrupt away :loveya:
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 04:07 PM
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13. He can't watch
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Debi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 04:33 PM
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51. Why not?
What's the fun of corrupting me if only we know about it? :shrug:
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 04:36 PM
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54. You can TELL him all about it
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Debi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 04:37 PM
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57. Can we take pictures?
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 04:40 PM
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58. Hmmmm...... I have to think about it... hmmmm....
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Debi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 04:51 PM
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64. heh heh heh
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 04:59 PM
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67. I'm afraid of a Paris Hilton...
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huskerlaw Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 03:52 PM
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5. Well, since I already like football
I suppose I'm at least part of the way there...


;)
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 04:08 PM
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14. And you're a librarian
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huskerlaw Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 04:11 PM
Response to Reply #14
20. This is true
Now we just have to work on that liking boys thing... ;)
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 04:13 PM
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23. Women kiss way better, imo
We can make out and talk about OCLC and OPACs and West's Law Reporter and stuff...
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huskerlaw Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 04:29 PM
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46. I wouldn't know...
I've never tried it!

Although, I gotta say, OCLC, OPACs and West don't really get me in the mood...

;)
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 04:30 PM
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49. They don't get me in the mood either...
Although I know some tech services people who probably use it for porn....
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huskerlaw Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 04:41 PM
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59. True, but
those are some disturbed individuals.
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 04:46 PM
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61. They really, really are
One of the Cataloging muckety mucks literally can only talk about TWO things: The Amazing Race and anything metadata. I'm serious. Scarey...
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huskerlaw Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 05:05 PM
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73. That's an interesting combo.
But yes, the catalogers are a strange breed.
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 08:50 PM
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78. And, they go bonkers about the craziest stuff
Like the new LC authority control guidelines. They act like puppies are being tortured....
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Gormy Cuss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 03:53 PM
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6. Give it your best shot. What are you offering?
Edited on Fri Aug-11-06 03:53 PM by Gormy Cuss
:party:

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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 04:08 PM
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15. Hnmmm.... I don't want this to get locked
I'm actually surprised it hasn't been locked yet!
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Gormy Cuss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 04:17 PM
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25. Locking.
:hi:
Do you have lots of cats? That would be a plus. I seem to be attracted to men who don't like them.
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 04:18 PM
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28. I do!!! THREE
The third one was a "mistake." Never take food to a no-kill shelter and walk into the "kitten room."

For a second, I though the thread HAD been locked!
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 03:53 PM
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7. I'm already a little corrupt.
Wanna help? O8)
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 04:09 PM
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16. I've seen your photo... you are corruptible....
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 03:54 PM
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8. Sounds like fun!
Edited on Fri Aug-11-06 03:58 PM by SeattleGirl
:evilgrin:
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 04:10 PM
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17. I WAS planning on coming out to Seattle/Victoria next June
If I can take toiletries on a plane by then....
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 04:18 PM
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27. Cool!
:bounce:
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 04:20 PM
Response to Reply #27
31. You can take me to a good microbrew place
And maybe we can watch your neighbors get posted for drugs (that was you, right?)
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 04:35 PM
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53. We do have some good microbrew places around here.
And yep, that was me whose neighbor was busted for pot -- and also, for illegal weapons and equipment for making fake IDs.
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 04:36 PM
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55. We can go to Pike Place Market and look at the guys throwing fish
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 04:50 PM
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63. Absolutely!
I never get tired of going to the Market.
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 05:00 PM
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68. I went there the one time I went to Seattle
And, the Real World had just aired, so I went and saw their pier, too...
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 09:38 PM
Response to Reply #68
94. Nice! Well, when you get out here again, we'll go sightseeing
if you'd like. I love playing tourist in my own town!
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MsKandice01 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 04:05 PM
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9. I'm always up for being corrupted...
:)
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 04:11 PM
Response to Reply #9
21. Hmmm... a California GIrl.... is the Beach Boys song true?
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MsKandice01 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 05:47 PM
Response to Reply #21
74. I don't know about all those other girls...
But it definitely rings true for me. :)
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Sugar Smack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 04:24 PM
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35. Hi, there. I think you have an eyelash-
There, got it. Wow, what kind of cologne are you wearing? Clinique? That smells good. Do you come here often? No? Sorry, you had a bit of lint on your collar I just needed to brush off. I love your necklace. Is that a tattoo on your collarbone? Can I see it? Do you have any other tattoos? Can I see them? What are you drinking? Here, no, let me get that. So, you're not from around here then? Really? I could show you the area if you'd like.

:D :rofl:
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 04:25 PM
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36. Hmmmm. That's pretty good.
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Sugar Smack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 04:27 PM
Response to Reply #36
41. Thank you! *curtseys*
:woohoo:
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 04:28 PM
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44. I suspect that has earned a few notches in your belt...
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Sugar Smack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 04:52 PM
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65. You shouldn't have to do this all by yourself, dearest.
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 05:01 PM
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69. Bad girl...
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Name removed Donating Member (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 05:04 PM
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72. Deleted message
Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.
 
LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 08:50 PM
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79. bwaaahhhhh
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hippywife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 06:50 PM
Response to Reply #41
76. Let me help you out with that curtsey , Sugar!
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Sugar Smack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 04:06 PM
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10. Would you get off your ass already, LostinVA?
:rofl:

Takers, throwing themselves at you! Except I, like LeftyMom, am already somewhat corrupt. I could always use a little help too. :D
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 04:11 PM
Response to Reply #10
19. My MOM was asking me something about Project Runway
I couldn't get her off the phone!
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Sugar Smack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 04:12 PM
Response to Reply #19
22. Dammit, I missed the Project Runway thing. What was it about?
Sounds like fun! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 04:13 PM
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24. The episode Wednesday night was tres good
She missed the last five minutes because my Dad was calling from Costa Rico.
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 04:17 PM
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26. What about gay boys?!
:hi:
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 04:19 PM
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29. Gay boys??? Y'all are already totally corrupted
That's why I love you.
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 04:21 PM
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33. Hee Hee!
:)

Well, ThomCat started a cute boy ogle thread....I'll go play in there! :hi:
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 04:25 PM
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37. He's my purry buddy
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MissHoneychurch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 04:22 PM
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34. That ought to be easy
:D
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 04:28 PM
Response to Reply #34
42. ANOTHER librarian-- Kusse, Liebling!
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MissHoneychurch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 04:29 PM
Response to Reply #42
47. We librarians
Edited on Fri Aug-11-06 04:30 PM by MissHoneychurch
are underestimated ... the people better watch out
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 04:31 PM
Response to Reply #47
50. You can say that again -- the stereotype belies the truth...
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MissHoneychurch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 04:33 PM
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52. I guess
they haven't met us yet :evilgrin:
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 04:37 PM
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56. *evil laugh*
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Fleshdancer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 04:26 PM
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38. Perfect timing
I woke up today thinking it was a good day to be corrupted. ;)
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 04:29 PM
Response to Reply #38
45. Every day is a good day to be corrupted!
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wildhorses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 04:27 PM
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40. ya can't corrupt the wicked or the willing but
it sure is FUN trying:evilgrin:
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 04:29 PM
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48. Wildhorses can't be broken, eh???
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 04:46 PM
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60. How's about gay girls?
I'll take some of that hot lesbian role playing action. :evilgrin:
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 04:48 PM
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62. Poor thing... you live in Rockingham
Greensboro used to have a very large and active lesbian community...

I don;t mind corrupting gay chicks, either!
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 04:59 PM
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66. Thanks.
Yeah, Rockingham is full of racist weirdo lesbians who get kicks sitting around talking about how they'd never do a black woman. I don't really fit in with them. I have had serious crushes on at least 2 black women and I told them all about it. They don't like my anymore. I don't really care. They suck in a bad way anyhow. :P
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 05:03 PM
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70. I mean it about Greensboro, and Winston
Reidsville was always kind of rednecky in a really bad way, so it probably still is....
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smtpgirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-12-06 02:36 PM
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113. You can corrupt this gay chick too!!
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-12-06 09:36 PM
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114. OOOH! You're pretty close!
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RagingInMiami Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 05:04 PM
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71. Let me have the straight girl
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 08:51 PM
Response to Reply #71
80. Trust me, I can give her a better time
hohoho
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u4ic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 09:07 PM
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81. Oh, heck, why not...
or am I too easy? :evilgrin:
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 09:20 PM
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85. There's no such thing as too easy....
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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 09:13 PM
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83. Mrs R gets in those moods now and again, too.
Redstone
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 09:20 PM
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86. hehehehe
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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 09:23 PM
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87. Hey, when she FINALLY told me about her inclinations, my answer was:
"I like women, so why shouldn't women like women?"

Boy, was she relieved.

Redstone
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 09:33 PM
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90. My brother-in-law agrees with this
And I quote, "Who the hell wants to (expletive) a man? Men are UGLY. Now a woman... I understand where lesbians are coming from...."
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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 09:39 PM
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96. Yes, indeed. Men are hairy and sweaty. Women are smooth, fragrant,
and wonderful to explore.

I like women. Actually, I love women. One more than the rest of them, by a mile, but why shouldn't women like women?

Redstone
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 09:45 PM
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98. That's almost exactly what he said
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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 09:50 PM
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102. It's the truth.
Women are mysterious and an adventure and unfathomable and wonderful and sweet and kind, and are made of iron when they need to be, and are what makes life worth living.

Guys? Well, they're...guys. Including me.

Redstone
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Ptah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 09:26 PM
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88. Me too. I feel like corrupting a straight woman.
It could happen.

Her age must be closer to my age than my daughters age.

I was born in 1950
my daughter was born in 1984,
You must have a birthdate closer to mine than hers.

If you need a calculator to solve this math riddle,
I'm sorry.
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 09:32 PM
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89. STRAIGHT MAN ALERT
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Ptah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 09:35 PM
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91. No chiggers here!
And I won't lie to my mother:






:hi:
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 09:35 PM
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92. Shut up about my chiggers!
They are finally getting better!
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Ptah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 09:39 PM
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97. chiggers are Godess' way of saying:
Karma

Lie to momma, get chiggers.



I won't mention chiggers again.
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 09:46 PM
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99. *gasp* I can't believe you remember all that!
My mom soooo knew I was lying... she mentioned it again the other day.
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Ptah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 09:49 PM
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101. I'm glad that the effects of the chiggers are diminishing.
I'm also glad you are still close to your moth.

:hug:
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 09:52 PM
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105. I love my mummers....
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Ptah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 10:03 PM
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106. I'm thinking your mummers loves you too.


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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-12-06 08:07 AM
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107. SHE had chiggers really bad last year...
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SKKY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 09:37 PM
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93. I volunteer to be the official judge...
...I would offer to watch said corruption, to ensure it is actually being done correctly.
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 09:39 PM
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95. What the hell? I'm liquored up, my inhibitions are low.
:silly:
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 09:47 PM
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100. I bet I kiss better than sniffa and matcom...
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 09:50 PM
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103. Well, there is only one way to decide this, and unfortunately you are too
far away. So we'll just have to end this round by saying you kiss as good as Blondie does. :rofl: :D
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 09:51 PM
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104. Hmmmm...
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Ellen Forradalom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-12-06 12:33 PM
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108. Here
I need some corruptin'.
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-12-06 12:52 PM
Response to Reply #108
110. Baby, get in the car -- I'll meet you half way
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Benfea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-12-06 12:49 PM
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109. Hmm.....
Let me guess. This is a variation on the old "She's just straight 'cause she's never been with ME" thing, right?

The funny thing is, I've heard this sentiment out of men & women, homosexual and heterosexual, and it sounds just as bad no matter who is saying it.

PS -- are you a bit on the mannish side? Lesbians make the bestest beer buddies! ;)
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-12-06 12:53 PM
Response to Reply #109
111. Errr.... this is a joke thread, I'm not making nay type of point
Edited on Sat Aug-12-06 12:53 PM by LostinVA
And, I'm not butch. Sorry, Benfea.
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Benfea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-12-06 01:07 PM
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112. Damn!
Too bad.

I'll go find someone else to swizzle beer with and throw darts then.
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siouxsiecreamcheese Donating Member (534 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-12-06 10:26 PM
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115. try me
i've had way too much rum tonight and i;m game for anything
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