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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 05:57 PM
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Squirrels Are Our New OVERLORDS!!
we should bow down and WORSHIP them!

look. ANY animal that can outsmart human invention 100% of the TIME should be WORSHIPED! "Squirrel-Proof" feeders? are you MAD??

Squirrels are GENIUS and frankly, WE have succumbed to their FAR SUPERIOR INTELLIGENCE and feed the little Einsteins EVERY DAY along with the birds.

Bow down Squirrel-haters for you SHALL LOSE this battle. GUARANTEED!
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 05:58 PM
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1. Bring it on!
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 05:58 PM
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2. Red or Grey?
Edited on Fri Aug-11-06 06:01 PM by mainegreen
Personally I serve a grey.

Foamy!
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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 06:03 PM
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3. on the evolutionary fast track to take down human kind.
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 06:04 PM
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4. i'm personally rooting for them
for they are MUCH more intelligent than we ;)
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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 06:12 PM
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9. we don't have a shaking head yes smiley
or i'd just about be breaking my neck agreeing with you --


see! they ARE smarter.
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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 06:04 PM
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5. Don't tell my dogs this. They'll just get mad.
Edited on Fri Aug-11-06 06:05 PM by NewWaveChick1981
And they'll get even. With the squirrels, that is... :yoiks: We can't even say the word "squirrel" around them or they go batshit insane to get outside.... We have to say "S Qs". :P

:rofl:
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Kerrytravelers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 06:07 PM
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6. Here is a squirrel surveying his kingdon (Grand Canyon)




rug... your picture made me sad. Poor little thing.
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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 06:09 PM
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7. They are bastards
They got into my attic and chewed up all my stuff. x(
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 06:11 PM
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8. They will save the earth...
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El Fuego Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 06:21 PM
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10. The squirrels have trained me to do their bidding. Seriously.
Every morning, they peer into my kitchen window until they catch my eye so I'll open the door and give them a peanut. If I leave the front door open, they'll walk into the house and demand a peanut. They meet me on the walkway as I'm coming home from work, and follow me to the door to get their peanut.

I buy raw peanuts for them in bulk. I hear and obey my cute furry masters.
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joneschick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 06:22 PM
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11. the squirrel proof bird feeder


this would have destroyed my dad's reason for living if he was still alive!
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Puglover Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 06:25 PM
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12. Tree Rats.
I have 3 black walnuts over my big deck (g). And the little fuckers make it almost uninhabitable for 4-6 weeks in the summer. I hear them chewing as I type this. They can have all the damn walnuts they want but I wish they'd take them elsewhere to eat.
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 06:29 PM
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13. dude...that's like what i've been completely say'n...
:scared:
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gizmo1979 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-11-06 06:50 PM
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14. What about racoons?
They are way smarter than a squirrel.
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